Ghosts in the Machine
The Ghost Story Guys
Brennan Storr
4.7 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 9 August 2022
⏱️ 86 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hold hands, close your eyes. It's half past midnight, and you're listening to the Ghost |
| 0:24.6 | story, guys. Welcome to the Ghost Story, guys. I'm Brandon Store. I'm Paul Bestol, and this is the |
| 0:34.5 | show where we talk about Spooks, Spectres, and all the other things watching us from the shadows |
| 0:38.9 | beyond the campfire. Some conversations only make sense after the sun has set, and this is most |
| 0:45.0 | definitely one. Thanks for tuning in, this is episode number one, 142, and a comedy from that tiny |
| 0:51.3 | mountain cabin you dream about, but can never quite reach. How are you, my well-tanned friend? |
| 0:59.8 | I'm one of the few people in Britain enjoying the heatwave. I think you were the only person in |
| 1:05.0 | Britain enjoying the heatwave. Your partner posted a picture of you on Facebook where she had missed |
| 1:10.9 | applying the sunscreen, and you looked like a salmon, and yet it did not hurt you, because apparently |
| 1:19.1 | your superpower is just the sun. You're basically your Superman, this is who you are. |
| 1:24.7 | You're sure Superman. Yeah, well, you know, I thought the best thing to do on a really hot day was |
| 1:33.6 | do the gardening, and so I was convinced into having some sunscreen applied. Unfortunately, |
| 1:40.1 | it wasn't applied, as liberal as it should have been, but the bits of me that were applied were |
| 1:45.8 | fine. And you said the burn was barely an issue, anyways. No, you magnificent bastard. When I was |
| 1:51.0 | a kid, my most enduring memory of my childhood is passing out from heatstroke at some kind of |
| 2:00.7 | speedway in Kelona. It's like arcades and might have been scanned, I can't remember, but it was |
| 2:05.7 | arcades and they had gocarts, and I just remember this, the ground rushing up at me, and it was |
| 2:11.3 | this weird black and red-pattered carpet, I think, and I remember waking up in a bath of ice in |
| 2:16.3 | a hospital. Ever since then, I have been shit at handling the heat. So I, you know, when I was a |
| 2:22.6 | kid, I spent most of my time out at night. Day time, I would hunker down to the basement, and then |
| 2:27.3 | as soon as the sun started to set, nightmen comeeth. And that has kind of been my life ever since. The |
| 2:33.2 | only times the thing that's ever gone wrong is when I forget that. And I think, oh no, I'm a |
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