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The Two Pints Podcast!

Ghosts and UFOs.

The Two Pints Podcast!

Formidable

Comedy Interviews, Beer, Pints, Comedy, Ralf Little, Lager, Will Mellor, Funny, Tv & Film

4.91.6K Ratings

🗓️ 21 November 2025

⏱️ 14 minutes

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Summary

‘Hello People!’ Time for some more listener questions for your Friday Swift Half. We cover UFOs, Ghosts, losing your voice, pressure and what was our favourite episode of ’Two Pints...'


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0:00.0

I'd had a couple of drinks and I went,

0:02.3

Oh, mate, that is bollocks.

0:04.2

I'll do it now.

0:05.3

Br.

0:05.7

Oh,

0:05.9

welcome to 2 Pounds with Will & Ralph series 6, episode 9, a swift half.

0:18.6

Yes, happy Friday, everyone.

0:19.8

Happy Friday.

0:20.5

Well, we've got some audience questions. Side note, I just went for a wee before. Somebody went for a wee. Why did that happen? Did something go wrong when you went for a wee? Why did Siri just start going? Something went right. I didn't ask Siri anything. You heard me. I was here. You were here. The phone's always listening. Leave me alone. Stop listening to me.

0:41.1

What, go on. Okay. You went for a... I went for a way and I was having to look at the... I saw an article

0:45.7

that said, um, uh, scientists have discovered a new treatment that can replace her, regrow hair,

1:11.3

as is for you, in 20 days. What, I don't find out for 20 days? Yeah, they'll tell you in 20 days what it is. It can regrow hair in 20 days. That can't be true. Listen, it's probably just a new experimental treatment, but something to be aware of. I'm telling you now, the future's bright.

1:13.4

There's a lot of talk about, yeah, but there's a lot of... You're going to be our sea, you're going to be out of here, and you're going to be not

1:15.7

going to have to be bald anymore.

1:16.8

There's some talk about how... We should do an episode about this, you know, because we talked about what's going to change in the next however many, however many years. But like, somebody was saying to me that

1:25.8

they think, like, deafness is just, nobody's going to be deafening. Yeah, I think so.

1:29.2

Yeah. Mad stuff. Stuff that, all right, we'll talk about it. Yeah. We should, yeah. It gets an audience questions. Anyone out there sent anything in? Listener questions. Claire would like to know. I know the answer to this. But let's keep it quick. Have you ever seen a ghost? No. I haven't seen a ghost. My mum has. And my sister has. Oh, I was always on the impression that you'd seen a ghost. No. Oh, okay. Well, the answer for me is no. My, my, my, my, and the answer for me is also neither as your mom. Well, well, my mom still says the same thing, and it was when I was a kid.

2:03.7

My sister still says the same thing like it was yesterday.

2:06.5

So whether they did or they didn't, that's up to them.

2:08.7

But they said they did.

2:09.8

And also, what I think you're referring to is I was on a plane once, and I think I saw a spaceship.

2:20.3

Are you laughing at?

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