Hello everyone and welcome to the fourth quarterly meeting of the Mayfair Town Hall.

Let's get right into it, shall we?

The first item on today's agenda concerns the unusual number of missing persons posters we've been seeing lately.

Obviously nothing wrong with putting up a poster for a missing loved one,

but we've been getting some complaints about bogus phone numbers and posters for people who are not missing.

A couple of you have even said you've seen your own names and faces on one.

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What is going on folks? Welcome into hometown ghost stories haunted headlines. A hundred

years ago, newspapers were completely unhinged. And here at hometown ghost stories, we went digging

for the scariest and most bizarre headlines we could find.

Articles about ghostly cowboys still riding at the range, a ghost wandering around looking for his own dismembered hand.

In articles about a parrot so aggressive and foul mouth that it was blamed for being demonically possessed.

There's also a woman who ate herself to death.

And no, not in the way you're thinking. Oh, and somewhere in the middle of all that, there's a very

real headline claiming informed readers that Santa Claus is dead. These aren't urban legends. These

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