Ghost Texts & Tummy Time

The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

SiriusXM

Robert Kelly, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jay Oakerson

4.8 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 21 November 2025

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Jacob is interested in getting a hair implant but only from a specific guy in Turkey. | Bob gets disturbing news right as he's about to go onstage. What he finds out later is even crazier. | Jay teaches Bobby about "The Gobbler" and Bob opens up about his gorging problem around Thanksgiving. | Skankfest starts today in New Orleans! *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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0:00.0	And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Cerson and Robert Kelly.
0:06.8	DJ Lou's girlfriend asked him to show him some white music this weekend.
0:10.4	This is one of the ones he pulled out.
0:11.4	Is this soul coughing?
0:12.6	Yes, it sure is.
0:15.1	I don't even know their songs.
0:16.3	I just know the sound of them.
0:17.9	This always makes me laugh.
0:19.4	A guy outside of a comedy club once. I believe it was
0:23.6	Dead Crow Comedy Club. Are you storytelling right now? I am. It was Dead Crow Comedy Club and he goes
0:30.3	outside. He goes, so you travel around a lot, huh? He goes, do you ever go to Boston? And I go, yeah, and I've been to Boston a lot.
0:39.0	He goes, he goes, have you ever met this girl? Uh, names like, you know, Stephanie or something.
0:45.9	He goes, she has a soul coughing tattoo right above right next to her pussy. I went, no, I go,
0:52.0	what? Is it? She's like a comic? And he comic and he goes no man she's a slut
0:54.8	I agree would have been if you did meet her yeah Chris whatever name was
1:02.4	like Kristen she got a sole coughing tattoo next to her pussy this is the only fact
1:06.5	he gave me like she's a comedian he's like oh man she's a slut
1:10.7	somebody would have encountered her in your travels
1:14.2	Kristen the slut with the soul coughing tattoo next to her Pousay
1:18.6	it is so cold Bobby I don't know what happened between yesterday and today
1:24.6	yesterday was freezing yesterday was cold but it was raining so it can't be that cold. Yeah. Today, I came out. Snow. Yeah. Snow. Yeah, my hands hurt. My nips are so tight. Walking over from the car is just like, let's just get through this. I know. It's like I feel like I have to, whatever part of me that could be Navy SEAL, you know what I mean?
1:47.0	It's a very small part that wouldn't ring the bell.
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