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Dudes Behind the Foods with Tim Chantarangsu and David So

Tim Chantarangsu & David So & Studio71

Arts, Food, Places & Travel, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 608 Ratings

🗓️ 18 November 2024

⏱️ 59 minutes

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0:00.0	Dude
0:02.0	Behind the Foods
0:05.0	Yo, it's the dudes
0:08.0	Behind the food
0:10.0	Dood
0:12.0	Doods
0:13.0	Behind the foods
0:15.0	Yeah is the news
0:17.0	Behind the food
0:19.0	That's actually really fucking good
0:21.6	I think I have a hemorrhoid on
0:28.6	Are you serious?
0:29.6	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:30.6	Have you ever had a hemorrhoid before?
0:31.6	Bro, that shit's fucking painful and annoying.
0:34.6	Yeah, yeah, because I didn't even know I had one. I've never, you know, like sometimes yeah, like you poop. Sometimes, you know, you wipe, it hurts a little bit. You know what I'm saying? And one time, you know, pushing so hard. I don't. I don't push hard at all. I just sit there. And that's the thing. Oh, and you still got a hemorrhoid? Yeah, because people be like, people be like, yeah, you know, because, you know, I always talk about how I had take really long poops and someone like sent me an article about like, oh, if you're pushing for that long, could be hard on whatever. I'm like, you guys, I don't push. I sit there. I let my body take over. I let the poop gods take over my soul and I just let everything flow out naturally. But I guess, you know, I guess, yeah, you sit there long enough. You know, blood, all that shit. Wait, how long do you sit on the toilet for? Minimum, like, 10 minutes. That's a long time, bro. We've had this conversation. I never knew the time, though. If I could poop pre-babies before I felt like, oh, shit, I wrap this shit up and go about my business. I'll be it for like half an hour at least, dog. You could watch three YouTube vlogs. I do. I literally do. That's why you have a hemorrhoid. All that gravity is just there for half an hour. Pretty much. And it's like, you know what? I might as well just come out.
1:45.4	Because here's the thing.
1:46.6	Here's the thing.
1:41.0	Yes, I could be like, okay, I'm done after like five, ten minutes. But for sure, if I have a nibble of a piece of toast, the second wave is coming. So I sit, I poop. I wipe. I wipe the first wave off
1:43.8	and then I chill for like another couple minutes
1:45.8	and then second wave comes.
1:47.3	It's like, like, I know. I I wipe the first wave off and then I chill for like another couple minutes and then second wave comes.
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