Ghost Ride The Face: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

My Momma Told Me

Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Stand-up, Comedy Interviews

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 30 October 2025

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Summary

Hey Lil Mommas...Boo! Langston and David answer a listener's email about the infamous Hag that suffocates you while you're sleeping.

SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.com

LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667)

LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

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Transcript

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0:00.0	This is an I-Heart podcast.
0:04.7	Oh, my
0:06.0	motherfucking mini episode.
0:10.9	Many episode.
0:13.1	Motherfucking mini episode.
0:17.5	La La la la la la la la la la la bomba.
0:20.8	There it is. There it is.
0:21.9	There it is, ladies and gentlemen.
0:23.9	Welcome to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me.
0:27.9	The podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of black conspiracy theories.
0:34.1	And we finally worked to prove the theories that you, the listener, have at home.
0:38.9	It's a motherfucking mini episode. Come on. I'm Lansing, Kerman.
0:45.3	I would have been swallowed up. Have you ever been swallowed up? Have you gone through a time of swallowing where everything was overwhelming?
0:57.8	That was an accident.
0:59.2	I'm David Porni.
1:00.5	It felt like I crossed the train track right before the train came and you got stuck behind.
1:08.5	That's exactly what I felt.
1:10.1	I was ready to try to...
1:11.1	Oh, oh, oh.
1:11.6	Yeah, I was like, oh, no.
1:13.2	Just stay.
1:14.0	Just stay.
	...

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