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Inside the Closet

Ghost in the Pod

Inside the Closet

Starburns Audio

Comedy

4.81.5K Ratings

🗓️ 25 July 2020

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

Hello Closeteers! We hope you are all staying safe and healthy as things continue to be ever changing and weird. On this week's podcast, we are having a very open and honest conversation about Emma and Matteo's personal feelings towards certain words. As we share personal ideas, we want to open the conversation to you all for thoughtful, constructive and polite discourse. On the lighter side of things, we also talk about getting back on stage, Lindsay Lohan's upcoming campaign, and Queer Eye! Please remember to rate, subscribe, and send your ghost stories to Insidetheclosetpodcast on Instagram for next week's episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hey, this is Mateo Lane. I'm Emma Wilman, and this is inside the closet. Inside the closet.

0:06.0

All right, so I'm calling from upstate New York and my

0:12.8

Welcome everybody to the show.

0:14.8

Welcome everyone to the show.

0:16.8

This is the first hotel that I've been in since March 12th or something like that.

0:24.0

Keeping in mind I think a lot of people maybe don't always use

0:27.0

hotels, but our lives are living in hotels,

0:31.0

weekly in hotels.

0:32.0

I had like a hotel routine. living in hotels, weekly in hotels.

0:32.7

I had like a hotel routine.

0:34.9

I would go into hotels.

0:36.2

I immediately put on the travel channel.

0:38.7

I go grocery shopping so that I have food ready to microwave. I, you know, it's like a whole, I get my Nintendo switch set up,

0:45.6

I have everything set up.

0:46.7

So traveling this time, I even have a hotel bag.

0:50.3

Michelle Wolf taught me to have, because I hate packing, she goes, I buy two of everything.

0:57.0

Two toothbrush, two toothpaste, two hair, and she just always have one in a bag and then we just throw it in. I thought, my God that was a life sa-

1:04.7

Same with clothes. Not with clothes but clothes are easy to pack like

1:10.3

under socks jeans done. Okay the other stuff I always buy like in bulk so just like half tons of it.

1:16.0

It's the clothes or I'm like picking out different outfits bothers me more.

1:20.0

Yeah, I think I always just wear like two shirts and two pair pants and then like underwear and that's pretty much it.

1:29.0

Can I just say what's funny is you have a fake background, but I look like I have a fake background.

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