‘Ghost baby = good vag’
LuAnna: The Podcast
Global
4.8 • 11.1K Ratings
🗓️ 19 October 2020
⏱️ 52 minutes
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Summary
On this week’s Luanna, the girls have finally recovered from their Big Night In hangover, Gaggenau have redeemed themselves with four greek god-like oven installers, Anna has a mini Monday morning rant on behalf of her parents, Lu’s been on a vag chair, Anna’s got a sleeping trick to get Enzo to stay in bed, another amputee story, whether or not to have more than one child and a poo story.
Plus the very sad but inspiring story that Tom Parker from the Wanted is fighting a brain tumour and a ridiculous one about the woman who has called off her wedding to a ghost, plus more weirdos and more jobsworths come into the line of fire in the rant of the week.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Now guys, we head to a quick message from Cadbury. |
| 0:03.3 | Anna, I've been thinking. |
| 0:05.1 | Oh no, babe. You haven't gone into one of those rabbit holes again, have you? |
| 0:08.9 | Listen, do you know what's unbelievably true? |
| 0:12.4 | Go on, what? |
| 0:13.5 | Bees, yes. Those busy bees can recognise human faces. |
| 0:19.0 | Can they? |
| 0:20.0 | Yes, they can. And... |
| 0:22.2 | ...trees can talk to each other through a special underground network called... |
| 0:29.0 | ...the Wood, Wide, Web... |
| 0:31.0 | I mean, babe. Are you trying to steal? Did you know from Emo? |
| 0:35.3 | Also, the human body contains... |
| 0:38.4 | ...puff, stardust, unbelievable, but... |
| 0:41.8 | ...t-r-oo. |
| 0:43.0 | Okay, right, Lou, where are you going with this? |
| 0:45.2 | And do you want to know what else is unbelievably true, Anna? |
| 0:49.2 | Go on. |
| 0:50.4 | Cadbury are launching a new lower-calorie bar. |
| 0:54.4 | Cadbury delights. |
| 0:56.8 | It has all the deliciousness you'd expect from Cadbury, |
| 1:00.4 | but it's only 91 calories. |
| 1:03.6 | Okay, that is unbelievable. |
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