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🗓️ 10 December 2025
⏱️ 66 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Bada being baddaboo. To be the best at something is already quite difficult. To be the best at hosting |
| 0:07.5 | parties in Los Angeles is near impossible. I would not be surprised if the best party event planner |
| 0:14.8 | in Los Angeles is paid in the seven figure range per year. It's all about the famous caterers, the decorators, |
| 0:22.0 | a giant ice sculpture shaped like a throbbing academy award because how else will anybody know |
| 0:27.4 | that you have one? Trays of caviar being served with McDonald's chicken nuggets because |
| 0:32.9 | pairing and wasting caviar on something that is not expensive is the ultimate signal of wealth in |
| 0:38.4 | Los Angeles. These are likely some of the prerequisites on throwing the best parties in L.A. |
| 0:45.8 | Unless your name is Al. Al does not do any of this, but everybody wants to go to his house parties. |
| 0:51.5 | There are no trays in the bathroom for people to do |
| 0:54.9 | lines of snow off of. There's not a single fish egg in sight. Just strange invitations that show up |
| 1:02.3 | at your doorstep. The invitations are vague, but they're pretty straightforward in the sense |
| 1:08.1 | of like it's vague depending on how you're going to execute it but quote |
| 1:11.8 | bring a copy of the book that you have most enjoyed i would spend days thinking about that do they mean |
| 1:18.5 | smut do they mean like fun book do they mean educational book self-help book that transformed my life |
| 1:24.4 | or book that i had the most he-he-haha kicking my feet reading. |
| 1:28.0 | What does it mean? |
| 1:29.3 | Or another, bring the most interesting person that you've ever met. |
| 1:33.9 | How do you even get the most interesting person to come with you? |
| 1:37.6 | Because you're not the most interesting person. |
| 1:39.4 | They're probably the most interesting person. |
| 1:41.4 | When you show up, you likely realize that you have brought the least interesting |
| 1:44.3 | person with you because there are Nobel Prize winning physicist. The guy over there works for NASA. |
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