Welcome back to the show, guys. Do not worry. Today we have more updates on the Epstein drama.

I have more cow updates, if that's what you're really here for.

We also need to talk about why Chip and Joanna Gaines are being canceled by the Christian

conservative right and why Nara Smith is the breath of fresh air that the world desperately needs.

Okay, so before we get into all of these other stories, I will give you a cow update because I saw so many comments of all these people being like, I'm so worried about the baby cow. I hope the baby cow does not die. The baby cow has not died. He's a bull calf. Mr. Peepants, Captain Underpants. We have not really settled on a permanent name thus far. We're kind of using those

interchangeably. My mom feels so bad that we're calling him P-Pants, so she's calling him Captain, you know,

for Captain Underpants. But he is doing great. We had a very dramatic final move of him and his mom

into their new permanent pasture, which happened after the story I told you guys on what day? Was that Monday that I told you guys all of that? So after we had filmed, I took off all my makeup and took off all my clothes when we headed right back outside because they were basically in the round pen because that was the only area that we could contain them in just over the morning because I was like, I have to go film, we have to do all of these things. Let's just contain them, keep them there for now, and we will move them later. But that required, I think I mentioned this, like, moving the pigs around, doing a bunch of stuff. So we finally got all the other animals moved. We literally just, like, picked up Mr. Pants and put him in his new pasture. But then we had to move Miss Teen Mama, who does not want to go anywhere.

She also did not want to be a mom. She was like, the only thing I want to do is go back to my normal pasture and be with my mom. And we were like, no, you have responsibilities. You need to like woman up and deal with this. And I swear to God, guys, it took like an hour and a half. So she's not really halter trained. she's like very tame and you can come up and you can pet her and you can be around her, but she really does not like a halter.

So Alex literally like chased her around this round pet and he was like, get out of the way again. He's like, don't like get run over by a cow. You're like six weeks after giving birth. please drag it run over my cow.

So he was able to get the rope around her,

and then once she was locked in,

then I was able to get a harness on her.

But of course, guys, because she is so tiny and she should not have been having a baby and this was an accident, the harnesses that we have for our full grown cows did not fit her. But she's also too big for like the tiny baby like sheep calf, you know, harness that we can put on them. So we literally had to like cinch this thing. She had like a little knot on the top of her head. Like we literally could not even hook the harness. So I tied a top knot on the top of her head, which I ended up using like pulling her. We finally got the rope like the lead rope hooked on her. She would not move. I mean, it was literally like heels dug into the ground. She would not move. Meanwhile, it is so humid. It's like sort of raining in and out. It's 95 degrees outside. My mom is standing there with like a bucket of grain. I am not helping whatsoever. I'm just being like, you guys are doing great. Because every time I get close, Alex is like, move. She's angry. And it ends up being that Alex has to literally, and he's just gotten back from the gym, like he's jimmed, he's sonned, he is tired, and he's immediately launched into doing this. We are literally like pulling her. My mom is behind her, pulling her tail, because with cows, if you want to move them, you can grab their tail and kind of like pull them in the right direction. Did not work. No interest. Literally yanking. Like, please God come. Finally, for some reason,

I, like, ran out to grab some extra feed because she was not interested. So I was like, okay, maybe we could get her like a different kind of grain. That's like a special little treat. Maybe she'll want to move. And for some reason, when I ran out of the round pen, she was like, okay I'm going like I'll follow Brad so I thought great I'll just walk in front of her and

she'll follow me because she loves me like I'm going, like I'll follow Brad. So I thought, great, I'll just

walk in front of her and she'll follow me because she loves me, like I'm the best. I'm with her more

than Alex and more than my mom, maybe she just wants to be with me. No. I think she was just spooked. She had no interest in following me, but we finally got her out of the round pen, but we still had to cross our driveway, go down a hill, and get into this new pasture where her baby was waiting,

and you could see the little baby at the fence being like, Mama, Mama, she did not care. She did not care where her baby was whatsoever. So finally, I'm like, I don't know what else we can do. Alex is like exhausted. His hands are like bleeding from literally like pulling her on this rope. And so finally I'm like maybe I could literally like drive her in with our mule, which is like our side by side off-riding vehicle that we use around the farm. And I felt bad in the moment, but this is the only thing that works. I literally got behind her because often you can like move cows and animals with vehicles, but I've never done that with just like one animal. And I literally, guys, you're gonna hate me. Maybe you won't.

But I literally got up behind her butt, driving the mule, and just like slowly like pushed her in. Like I just kept like hitting her and tapping her. And this cow did not care, did not care. Again, digging her heels in, she had her butt all the way up into the mule being like, do not push me and I tried to keep going. Like inch by inch, like step by step, Alex was still like pulling her.

My mom was like making sure she wasn't going under her attire. into the mule being like, do not push me. And I just had to keep going. Like inch by inch, like step by step,

Alex was still like pulling her. My mom was like making sure she wasn't going under her attire. And literally just like tapped her all the way in to this pasture, finally goes in there. And then she gets up close to her baby and she finally lets him nurse. And she's like, oh, I guess maybe I do want to be here. Anyway, they are safe. They're in the right

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