GGACP Classic: Battle of the Network Stars!

Gilbert Gottfried's Amazing Colossal Podcast

Starburns Audio

Visual Arts, Tv & Film, Comedy, Arts

4.8 • 3.9K Ratings

🗓️ 25 July 2024

⏱️ 21 minutes

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Summary

GGACP celebrates the opening ceremony of the 2024 Summer Olympics by revisiting Gilbert and Frank's "tribute" to a slightly different (but no less entertaining) athletic competition, ABC's "Battle of the Network Stars." In this episode, Billy Crystal runs an obstacle course, Victor Buono sends up Raymond Burr, Telly Savalas locks horns with Robert Conrad and Gilbert tells one of the funniest jokes of all time. PLUS: "Murder by Death"! "Celebrity Bowling"! Wonder Woman takes a dip! Wayne Newton sings “Rhinestone Cowboy”! And "The Network Battle of the T's & A's"! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	TV Comics, movie stars,
0:03.4	Stars, hits singles and some toys.
0:06.4	Trivia and dirty jokes.
0:09.4	An evening with the boys.
0:11.8	Once is never good enough for something so fantastic
0:17.0	so here's another Gilbert and France here's another Gilbert and France.
0:23.0	France.
0:24.0	Here's another Gilbert and France.
0:27.0	colossal classic. Oh, Hi, I'm Gilbert Gottfried and it's his gill and I'm Gilbert Gottfried and this is Gil and I'm here with my co-host.
0:57.0	See I still fuck up.
0:59.0	One day, this has only been 787 of these and I still can't get through it without a mistake.
1:08.0	But I'm still Gilbert Gottfried and this is Gilbert and Frank's amazing colossal obsessions of course with
1:17.8	my co-host Frank Santopatry. We're both a little punchy I think at this point. I did a little research from last week. We should update people that you talked last week about a Bob Hope special.
1:30.0	Jaws. Jaws was like the biggest film in the world at the time. It was this surprise like, you know, just a gigantic film jaws when it came out.
1:45.0	And so Bob Hope, not at the prime of his career.
1:53.0	He and his writers decided to make joys.
2:00.0	Ah, that was a takeoff on Jaws with any comedian who wasn't working.
2:12.0	Anyone who was alive. Yes. Last week we were talking about you
2:14.8	were reading the whole cast which I still have. It's an insane cast. Yeah it's an
2:20.1	insane cast. I did a lot of research on it here. I mean here's the cast. I found a couple of things. I found out that a DVD may in fact be available.
2:28.0	So I have to track it down. I know that will make you happy. You were talking about...
2:32.0	Or make me want to kill my show. I know that will make you happy. You were talking about...
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