Do you know what a testimony is?

Is that a thing that Christian people do?

In what context?

When people are like, I just came on here to share my testimony.

Oh, yeah, they had us do that at the Young Life Bible Camp that I was like low-key

religiously traumatized. Have I talked about my experience at the Bible Camp?

Yes, when you like got really religious because they like psychologically tortured you so you thought you like felt

God but it was just like live music and like sleep deprivation. Yeah for real and then there was also this one

night where they like scared because they just make you have a bunch of fun on the first day and then the second day they're like sin and it was just really like scare the

the second day they're like sin and they just really like scare the shit out of

you basically then you go back to the cabin and everybody like confesses their

greatest sin and all the girls are like I was molested and we're all like

yes and that was your sin and it was like really

fucking awful the first day is fun second day is horror and then the last day is

fun because it's like Jesus it's kind of like the resurrection of Jesus

basically that you go through emotionally so on the last day like on the morning of the last day you give like your testimony

What if you don't have a testimony like that? No they really pressure you into doing it because they're like if you found God this weekend like take the mic like

I'm passing it around and then I'm here and take the mic what they do is actually

trick you into doing it because they say like if you have never been to young life

like stand up and so then everybody who's never been stands up and they're like now

we're gonna pass the microphone around and you say into the microphone your commitment to God and I was like

damn okay and so then you basically have to be like I was broken I was lost like

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