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HELP! I Suck at Dating

Getting the Long D with Taylor Nolan

HELP! I Suck at Dating

iHeartPodcasts

Relationships, Sexuality, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness, Tv & Film

3.84.5K Ratings

🗓️ 10 June 2019

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Vanessa heard what Alex Bordyukov said about her on last week’s show, so we get him back on to clear the air about their “relationship”.  

Then we talk to Vanessa’s friend Taylor Nolan about how to keep things spicy in a long distance relationship and it gets spicy!

And while we’re settling issues about Alex, Caroline Lunny checks in. She dated Alex on Bachelor in Paradise: Australia and tells us what really went down. 

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0:00.0

Help! I suck at dating with Dean Vanessa and Jared and I heart radio podcast.

0:09.5

Hey guys, welcome to another episode of Help! I suck at dating. That's right. It's a female voice. It's me.

0:15.4

Vanessa, come on, these guys. I haven't left this podcast. I've been away for a couple of days. Dean is in studio.

0:22.4

Jared, I think, is out at a charity event, but I'm very excited to be back. Very excited for

0:29.3

two guests that are coming on today. One being a quote-unquote apparently ex-boyfriend of mine.

0:36.0

It's gonna get heated. I don't even know how to say his last name. Bordakowski, Bordakowski.

0:40.1

You guys dated for six months. You don't even know how to say his last name. I don't know how to say his

0:43.5

last name. Wow. And my girl Taylor Nolan, who's on Nick's season, is going to be coming on and

0:48.8

talking to us about her relationship. She's doing the long D and she's going to give us some advice

0:54.0

on that. She's doing the long D. She's doing the long D. That's pretty funny. Yeah, so we have Alex

1:01.3

on hold at the moment. We'll get him on in one second, but before we do, I'm sure our listeners

1:05.5

out there listen to last week's podcast, of course, because why wouldn't you? In last week's podcast,

1:11.2

am I good? Can I hold on? Can I start? So I was listening. So I'm like, oh my god, I missed the

1:16.0

boys. So I was on my way back from Maine with my boyfriend in the car five hour drive back. Did a

1:20.9

little, you know, two hour stop at Target. So we and we we we we we we we were listening to the

1:25.8

podcast and I was fast 40 x I'm like, oh my god, I can't wait to hear Alex. He's going to be hysterical

1:30.3

on the podcast. And it starts right at the right at the point where he's like, yeah, well, we dated

1:36.8

for however long he had said and the sex was late, but everything else is terrible. I was like,

1:42.0

and I look at my boyfriend and I'm like, he's like, you guys dated. I was like, no,

1:46.5

I'm like, in my head, I was so confused. I'm like, does Alex actually think we dated? We didn't have sex.

1:51.6

So he can't think that we actually dated, but I'm sure he's on listening to this conversation

1:56.6

right now. So he can't hear anything. He can't hear us. Just activated like just this first.

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