Getting Stuck Down Under, Doggy Doo and Book Blurbs - Graham and Maria assess

Wanging On with Graham Norton and Maria McErlane

Platform Media

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 738 Ratings

🗓️ 11 August 2025

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Who should pay when someone's dog poos all over your expensive rug? Plus Graham gets forgetful about the book blurbs he's written, and we have a listener who regrets their move down under... It's all in your weekly fix of Wanging On, where Maria also shares a bit too much information about her gag reflexes... Subscribe to the show now to never miss an episode. To take part, email WangingOn@listen.co.uk Wanging On with Graham and Maria is produced by Listen, a Platform Media label. ----- Disclaimer: Graham and Maria are not qualified professionals and do not offer professional advice. The topics discussed on this podcast are based on personal experiences and opinions, and should not be taken as expert advice. If any of the issues raised affect you, please seek support from appropriate professional services such as your GP, NHS services, or relevant charities and helplines, including these: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://platformmedia.uk/helplines/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Let's get social... - Follow us on Instagram: @wangingon - Follow us on TikTok: @wangingon Chapters: 00:00 Coming Up 00:52 Writing Books and Blurbs 05:48 Doggy Doo on the Rug... 16:33 Stuck Down Under? 26:46 Hot Water Teeth Brushing Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Listen up.
0:00.5	Huh?
0:00.8	That means you.
0:01.6	Yes, you.
0:02.4	We know you're pointing at yourself.
0:21.1	When it comes to Paddy Power Games, we've got a place made for all sorts. From the experts to the Drama Queen's. It's made the JC. The finance bros. Look at those stocks, lads. We'll stick with slots. It's what we're good at. And not forgetting you. Yes, you, the one listening.
0:38.7	Because at Paddy Power Games, we've got all sorts of games for all sorts of treacles. Eligibility rules in terms of conditions apply. Please gamble responsibly. 8 plus gamblerware. Do you have a dental dam or something in when you're brushing your teeth? No, I'm just quite good at spitting. You do that. me, me, me, it's all about me, isn't it?
0:39.5	I mean... I don't know why we get so... It's spitting. You do that. Me, me, me.
0:38.7	It's all about me, isn't it?
0:39.4	I mean... I don't know why we get so few letters.
0:43.4	Dog poo is probably not as bad as...
0:46.3	No.
0:47.4	I'm looking forward to what this sentence is now.
0:49.7	Dog poo isn't as bad as...
0:55.1	Hello and welcome to another wanging on with Graham and Maria.
0:58.4	This is where we attempt to solve your problems with neither qualifications nor expertise.
1:03.4	What could possibly go wrong?
1:05.1	More interest, really.
1:06.7	Yeah, I know.
1:07.2	No, we do.
1:08.8	Some episodes, I think we do sound like we're interested. No, I know. Not every episode. No. I mean, you can't have it every week. It depends on the quality. Quality of our problems. Yeah. That's why we like people to get in touch with this. Where are you in the chippy-tappy typing world. Ah, thank you for asking.
1:27.6	Are you mid-book?
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