Getting Robbed by Hookups (w/ Lushious Massacr)
Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer
Headgum & Nicole Byer
4.8 • 15.6K Ratings
🗓️ 9 January 2026
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
Drag queen icon Lushious Massacr joins Nicole to share how she fell in love last night with a man she met on Facebook Dating, getting charmed by a panty sniffer, and the reason she’s banned from Hinge and Tinder. She also breaks down how tapping into your feminine force is a superpower used to get exactly what you want.
Lushious shares all of the terrible times men she's hooked up with who have tried to rob her, and how she's since learned to "trade proof" her home. Plus, Luscious explains her theory on why women pegging their men could lead to world peace, and shares advice on how to be proactive in order to create romance and charm in your everyday life.
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| 0:00.0 | Want to watch this episode? Catch the full video on YouTube. Just hit the link in the episode description. |
| 0:07.0 | This is a Headgum podcast. |
| 0:10.0 | Hey, it's Tignotaro from The Handsome Podcast. And I'm Mae Martin. |
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| 1:19.2 | I was letting these men come over here and disrespect me. |
| 1:22.7 | Use me and not treat me in a godly way. |
| 1:26.9 | And one time I had a man who, as he was leaving, he tried to steal my television. |
| 1:33.1 | Girl! |
| 1:33.7 | The whole TV, he was like, I'm just going to try. |
| 1:36.3 | And I said, bitch, I had what my cousin had just given me a wine bottle for my birthday. |
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