New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know. You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Chippo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle. And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco. San Bernardino International Airport. When airports smell great. 800, 52067, to join the show, if you were involved in any sort of relationship, revenge with an ex. And I always wonder if you do that revenge thing. You decide it's not enough to just end the relationship, but there needs to be some sort of a big, some sort of revenge. When you do get back together eventually down the line, is it uncomfortable that you did this big thing? Like, for instance, this story is making the news, but there's a few that have gone viral, including the guy that bought the house next to his ex and put up a giant statue of a middle finger in the yard. Just, I mean, that's... That's like, you had closing costs, you have paperwork, you had to do stuff in front of a notary. Just to put a giant middle finger statue at the X, but you know what? I'll give the guy credit for creativity right there. You just save that money for a down payment. Yeah, and you got to find it, you got to probably got that statue custom made. I don't think there's a lot of middle finger statues floating around. Maybe there are. Who knows? So there's that. I mean, there's no shortage of ones that go viral, but then there's this in the news recently. First, though, police in Butler County say a man snapped after his wife told him their marriage was over. They say he then climbed into an excavator and started tearing apart the family's home. So that's a level of revenge. And some argue it's a crime of passion. A demo job? Right. But that's, once again, you know how to drive. I wish that's a real real man right there. He knows that an actual... You would sit behind an excavator and go, I... I got to hire someone on TaskRabbit to drive this thing. My wife's house and tear a far. Can you destroy that right there, a little over there too? I wanted to hear your stories because revenge sometimes is sweet. Other times it backfires.

805-2067. Did you get the revenge? Was the revenge gotten upon you? Maybe you were deserving of the revenge. It's not enough just to end a relationship anymore. We start with Roxy and make our way up and down these phones. 805-2067. And one of you, just for sharing your story on K. Rock will win a pair of tickets. Field of Dreams, Petco Park, San Diego,

Sublime, Slightly Stupid, and more.

Hello. and one of you, just for sharing your story on K.I. Rock will win a pair of tickets. Field of Dreams,

Petco Park, San Diego, Sublime, Slightly Stupid, and more. Hello, Roxy. What happened?

Hi. So when my abusive ex broke up with me, I was time to pack all their stuff, and we had cockroaches in the apartment.

So I left the box of their stuff open so cockroaches could crawl inside of it. Oh. And then on top of that, I stole their

baby albums and I hid them and they asked where they were and I told them that they were lost and I just

held on to them. And now you still have these baby albums from your ex? Yeah. And they have roaches? And all of their stuff has roaches and when I sent it to them. Yeah, roaches, that's a real nice slow burn, too, because, you know, once a place has roaches, never not going to have roaches. Oh, I know. And they probably scurry so fast. You're like, where'd they go? the baby album's thing is funny because that has absolutely zero value to you to them it had sentimental value

and now they think that they've been lost forever and you just have them somewhere exactly what's

your plan eventually with the baby albums you're going to just chuck up or you're going to send

like a little clipping of a picture every week in the mail to this person?

Oh, that sounds wonderful. I might do that.

Okay, I wish I had not given you more ideas.

Eventually, you'll get the full baby's face.

Is this your ear from 11 years ago, whatever, 25 years ago? We're going to get more of it.

Anthony, talking about relationship, revenge stories. Many have of it. Anthony talking about relationship revenge stories.

Many have gone viral. Some have made the news recently, including a man that tried to excavate his own

family house after the wife said marriage was over. What happened to you, Anthony?

I was dating this girl. She cheated on me.

So I say, you know what?

I started dating her cousin.

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