Getting Ready For VPN
The Big 3 Podcast
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4.8 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 18 January 2013
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Summary
The guys talk about their big trip to Park City, Utah where they will be streaming the NEW Big 3 LIVE webcast show on Saturday night, the 19th at “Cisero’s”, 8:45 MST while the Sundance Film Festival is going on all around town. Perry then surprises everyone by saying that he has become friends with Justin Bieber and talks about his plans of becoming his step father by marrying his mother.
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| 0:00.0 | Simply Don, the podcast network. |
| 0:03.1 | I guarantee you, here's the problem that's going to happen. |
| 0:05.7 | He's going to go there. |
| 0:20.2 | He's going to bring all his little fruitcake friends. You got to understand something, okay? No. Jeff was the toughest kid in junior high school. He won like three presidential physical fitness awards. What does that mean? Because they're doing push-ups. The Scaremaster is like, |
| 0:21.6 | Scaremaster can't, |
| 0:22.7 | like if you do one, |
| 0:23.0 | oh, |
| 0:24.2 | whoa, |
| 0:39.4 | Scare Master is like, Scare Master can't, like if you do one- Oh, whoa! Scare Master! Hello, what's the matter? You got a gun? You got a gun? Are you in a bad mood? I got my pouch there. Are you wearing a wire? It's freezing like fucking crazy. Are you wearing a wire? What are you doing, Perry? Let go of me! |
| 0:42.3 | You better sit the... I'll rip your fucking head on! |
| 0:43.9 | Oh, really? Really? |
| 0:45.4 | I'm on your side. |
| 0:46.1 | Rit my fucking head off then. |
| 0:48.7 | Go sit down, you fucking knit with. |
| 0:51.3 | Thank you. |
| 0:53.2 | Kindly, let go with my coat. Okay, this was very expensive and you still owe me money for it? I owe you nothing for this coat. How do I need for the car? You're wearing the coat right now. I had to replace the other one. What other one? The one that you ripped. I didn't see it. I didn't realize we can go back and talk about getting money back from each other. Remember when I've loaned your money a few times that you said you'd pay back? No, you did. Oh, you did. No, you didn't. You never paid me a dime. What about my sweatbands? What about my sweatbands? What about my sweatbands? What about the fact you got 50 grand for doing the second movie and we got nothing? yeah that's what that's right you didn't get |
| 1:29.5 | paid your lawyers didn't get paid you and you and you never got paid for a second you didn't get |
| 1:33.5 | $50,000 for a lawsuit not a movie no that wasn't a lawsuit that if you look at what it said what it |
| 1:39.5 | was it was it was in advance of your movie funds. |
| 1:46.2 | That's what it was. |
| 1:47.6 | Well, we didn't do a movie, so you got to keep it all. |
| 1:50.3 | Don't be foolish, Perry. |
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