Getting Paid Thousands to Drive Your Own Kid to School

Crying in My Car: A Podcast for Teachers

Devin Siebold

Teacher, Education, Satire, Teachers, Boredteachers, Comedy, Comedian

4.8 • 685 Ratings

🗓️ 12 September 2023

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Hold onto your lesson plans, folks, because this episode of "Crying In My Car" with Devin Siebold and James Yon, is revving up to be a wild ride! Can you imagine being crowned "Teacher of the Year" on your very first day? Pressure much? According to Devin, your paycheck should match your excellence (hear, hear!).

Jump on board our "Teachers in the News" segment where you wont believe your ears. Got satanism in your Tweets? One teacher's social media led to a devilishly quick exit.

Overheating school buses in Kansas City – where the only thing hotter than the engine is the news about a heroic driver with heatstroke symptoms. And in other shocking bus-related news, there's a driver shortage. And some kids are moonlighting as night owls, hopping off the bus at 10 PM.

Hey parents, fancy earning thousands for carpooling...your own kids? Philly's waving those dollar bills and paying parents THOUSANDS to drive their own kids to school during the year!

Charleston County has cracked the code: higher teacher salaries = fewer vacancies. Who'd have thought? Meanwhile, in Huston, one teacher's contract is playing the limbo – "How low can you go?"

But wait! There's more. We're taking a nostalgic trip down memory lane, revisiting our (mis)adventures on the school bus. Devin recalls some, ahem, wardrobe malfunctions and his reign as the "Pixie Stick King". James? He's got a tale that'll remind you to never tick off a bus driver, especially on what they are willing to have be their last day.

So, buckle up, folks! It's another wild, tear inducing episode of laughs, news, and teacher truths right her on Crying In My Car, a podcast for teachers.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey, my name is James John. Time for another episode. We're crying in my car. You guys are going to love this episode because we get to talk about, hey, someone figured out that if you pay teachers more money, they stay at the job. Who'd have thought? We also talk about the fact that when Devin was little, he was the pixie sticks fix guy in school. That's right. He was a hustler. Then we ended on bus drivers. They don't get enough
0:21.8	respect and the incredible heat that these guys are dealing with. Stay tuned for our episode right now. Hey everybody, welcome to this edition of Crying in My Car, a podcast for teachers.
0:53.6	My name is Devvin Sebald.
0:55.1	Shout to my boy, James Yan, my co-host, and we're here to hopefully make you laugh a little bit, help you get through that workday.
1:02.8	By the way, thank you all for listening, for sharing it. Everything's growing. Social media is doing crazy. Let people know, hey, I listen to this podcast. Teachers, you might like it.
1:12.2	Non-teachers, you're definitely going to like it. The humor's there. And hopefully, you know,
1:17.0	we kind of pass on a good vibe to you. And be sure to rate that five star. I saw a three-star drop.
1:23.2	I saw a three-star. Don't do it. And the thing was, the thing that hurt me is I read the three star and the, we love you.
1:29.7	I watch all the time.
1:31.0	I listen.
1:31.4	It's great.
1:32.3	By the way, I disagreed with one thing he said.
1:35.2	And it's like, what?
1:36.4	You can disagree with us.
1:37.9	You gave us a three star?
1:38.0	You gave us a three star?
1:39.8	You gave us a three star?
1:39.8	Yes. Yeah, but anyways, I'll take it. It's stars are stars, but let's make them five.
1:45.9	Anyways, I did want to jump into something that I saw.
1:50.5	Before we jump into that, can I just thank them for one thing they did?
1:54.5	Yeah, sure.
1:54.9	They helped me do.
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