This is London Calling.

London Calling.

Hang on, James.

Just let me plug in my good mic.

Sorry, let's start again.

Sorry, I was a bit distracted.

Let me just check that's the right microphone.

Hang on.

You were, you looked like a kind of MK Ultra victim.

So I still got here, that's weird. Welcome to London calling with me James Don't Park. My very good friend Mr.

Toby Young. Tobee's I reckon this has got to have been the most chem-trail-tastic summer we've ever had.

I can't recall a summer quite this grim.

I mean you've had your week in the sun. I haven't. I've had my all my time in this

rain-swept aisle. I mean I know our weather's patchy, but what's your theory? I imagine you don't think this is man made do you?

Well the fact that it's been raining a lot. Yeah, but more than that it's not just raining a lot it's also extremely

overcast.

But what would be the incentive for the cabal to create a miserable summer? Well, if you wouldn't that be counterproductive because it would make people more likely to want to go on a holiday

and not a minute.

Before we have our argument, we are going to have an argument this week, believe me, it's not going

to be a very friendly show. Let's not going to be a friendly show let's

let's let's go through the routine of the friendly bit first where we pretend

that we that we're just talking about our lives. How's your week been?

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