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🗓️ 29 April 2025
⏱️ 41 minutes
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Uncle JTrain is back with your funniest, most relatable rants! First up: Jared sounds off on the awkward new open-door body scanners at LaGuardia Airport Why are they making us stand like we’re auditioning for a weird dance troupe?! Then, a listener writes in furious over the broken self-checkout system at stores. Why are we still waiting for someone to verify our ID when Face ID could do the job faster (and with less awkward small talk)?
Plus, in a special Luxury Lounge Adjacent moment, a listener shares their outrage when an “adults-only Easter egg hunt” at a members-only rooftop gets overrun by kids, completely ruining the vibe (and stealing all the chocolate)! Should adult spaces stay adult? Jared weighs in.
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Hop on the "JTrain" with comedian Jared Freid and his crew of pals, including YOU! Join us for an hour of laughs, gripes, and straight talk on modern love. Send in your questions, dish on the latest trends, and more to [email protected] – we'll tackle it all on air! It's a no-nonsense, fun journey where we escape reality for a bit, delivering quick laughs and razor-sharp insights into the wild world of life and love. Tune in every Monday.
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Jared Freid is a stand-up comedian from Boston who is currently based in New York City. Jared is known to give great dating advice and is all-knowing of the Bachelor & Bachelorette nation! You can catch his latest comedy special on Netflix, “37 & Single”, where Jared discusses dating app frustrations, awkward setups, and breakup justifications. (For the record, Jared’s mom thinks his body is “just fine.”) Besides regularly headlining and touring around the country, Jared hosts two podcasts called “The JTrain Podcast” and “U Up? Podcast” with Jordana Abraham of Betches, where they discuss their takes on modern dating with issues ranging from apps to hookups to relationships. Check out more of his comedy and a live show today! 👉https://jaredfreid.com/
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0:00.0 | I know you're angry. |
0:02.0 | It's Tuesday and it has no feel. |
0:08.0 | The weekend was fun. |
0:12.0 | You're still hung over from the eating. |
0:16.0 | And next weekend is too far away |
0:21.8 | What will you do with your day? |
0:26.9 | It's time to get ticked off |
0:30.5 | Complain with your gripe right now |
0:35.1 | Your friend Uncle J. Train is here to tell you that you're right. It's a ticked off Tuesday. |
0:49.9 | Ticked off Tuesday. You're angry and you don't even know why |
0:57.0 | Enjoy this podcast |
1:00.0 | It'll help you get to Friday |
1:04.8 | Hello and welcome to the J-Train podcast This J-Train, Jared Fried coming you live from the West Village of Manhattan. |
1:15.5 | That's right. Every Tuesday, it is a ticked-off Tuesday. Are you angry? Are you upset? Is there |
1:23.0 | something that's on your mind? Send it in a ticked-off Tuesday. J-Train Podcasts at gmail.com, or you can sign up for |
1:30.2 | the Patreon. The Patreon is five bucks a month, and you get first dibs at ticked-off Tuesday. All you have to do |
1:36.3 | is comment on coffee with J-Train with your complaint, and it moves to the front of the line. So |
1:41.2 | patreon.com slash Jared Freed. That is the best way to be on ticked off Tuesday. |
1:46.1 | Also send your emails, JTrain Podcast at Juma.com. If we don't get enough on Patreon, then we read them here. |
1:51.5 | I got three complaints in front of me, all three from Patreon subscribers. So get involved with that. |
1:59.4 | Set in your ticked off Tuesdays. |
2:06.9 | This is the only place on the internet where you can complain about anything, anything you want, and you shall be heard. |
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