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The Valleycast

Getting Kicked Out of MORPHEUS for LAUGHING!

The Valleycast

The Valleycast

Comedy

4.81.7K Ratings

🗓️ 14 April 2022

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey guys, I love you. Good morning. Welcome to the Valley cast morning. I love you. Love you. Good morning. Hey everybody. I love you. Welcome to the Valley cast. Good morning. I love you. Good morning. I love you.

0:12.0

Uh, today, uh, today we're going to be talking about.

0:18.0

Today we're going to be talking about Sonic the Hedgehog. I love you. Yes.

0:23.0

Dude, people love it. I haven't seen it. I know. I'm not a Sonic guy. I think I think we've, I think we've pinpointed, um, that I am a Mario boy through and through.

0:37.0

That's why you're excited for this Chris Pratt thing. Okay, so I don't know if I can say this.

0:45.0

Uh, but we can cut this out. We can cut this out. If it's a controversy, if someone comes after us.

0:52.0

Time stamp controversy. Listen, I fucking love Chris Pratt. I love you guys.

0:58.0

Don't feel like watching movies. So I'll watch people get them instead. I don't know how it goes. I think it starts with your eyes.

1:11.0

Uh, no, I, um, so I heard from a someone through a someone through a someone. That's three that, um, three degrees of someone.

1:25.0

The Mario Brothers, Super Mario Brothers animated movie is pretty good. And you're talking about.

1:34.0

And the new one that's coming up, structurally, the movie is pretty good. And from what I heard, Chris Pratt, um, does a not distractingly bad job.

1:50.0

Okay. Well, damn, I can't believe that someone that heard from someone that heard from someone that that person saw it already. I couldn't even imagine that it would be ready to go. That's what I watchable.

2:02.0

It's probably not done. It's probably animatics. And but the, but the, all the voices are probably there. Well, look at that. Look, you guys. Not everything is wrong with the world.

2:15.0

Something is surprisingly okay. And there is hope in this bleak bleak existence in which we're existing.

2:23.0

Chris Pratt is going to save the world. Chris Pratt could save the world. And I'm ready for it.

2:29.0

Did you guys see that, uh, the new Jurassic Park movie had like, I'm getting real sick of the like,

2:39.0

the like from when, when a movie is being promoted. And they're like, the actors scared the shit out of the crew taking a dump in the director's chair.

2:53.0

Because they're so method. Yeah. Yeah. Jared Leto eight nine pounds of rats.

3:01.0

Rats. He ain't grasshoppers for three days to get to get the more.

3:07.0

Before the director yelled action, Jared Leto would feast upon nine pounds.

3:14.0

Live rats. Dude, did you guys know, Jared.

3:18.0

My glasses at the morbias. He just grabbed him right off my face and ate him like a snake.

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