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Unhinged with Chris Klemens

Getting Framed with Drugs in Middle School

Unhinged with Chris Klemens

Chris Klemens

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.94.7K Ratings

🗓️ 24 October 2024

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

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Hat-on and hands thrown, Chris unpacks your most awkward middle school stories, takes a wing at someone scaring his dogs, tells some middle schoolers to check themselves, dives into the P. Diddy headlines, remembers at the rudest one-liners, hears all about growing up in Florida, digs into the cheerleader drama, remembers lies about lice, learns about the military brat life, gets into some gym class overdoses, hears about braids ripped out during a fight, commiserates with drinking anxiety, wishes a caller Happy Birthday, winces at middle school hookups, cracks into some encounters with the principal, and answers all your questions for the class.

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Produced by Chris Klemens (https://www.youtube.com/chris), Jake Wachtel (https://www.instagram.com/jacobwachtel/) & Justin Bretter (https://justinbretter.com)

Filmed and Edited by Justin Bretter (https://www.instagram.com/fieldsobriety/)

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Transcript

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0:00.0

The following podcast is a dear media production.

0:02.8

The world is recording.

0:08.8

Let's make sure that this is connected to the Roadcaster Pro2

0:17.8

And I'm doing this without any water. I'm f-fking crazy.

0:25.0

Um, Justin, you're a goat.

0:27.0

Oh, wait, that's a sheep.

0:30.0

Um, sorry that the footage is late.

0:32.0

Really, I am. I'm so sorry. Okay Justin I'm giving you

0:40.3

full creative freedom if you want to put that footage in you can

0:43.4

can but I'm starting the episode now.

0:45.8

Hey everybody what's up and welcome back to unhinged with Chris Clemens.

0:49.1

I am Chris Clemens and I'm getting silly and goofy apparently.

0:53.0

No, I just always talk to Justin before I start,

0:57.5

who's my editor if you didn't know.

0:59.0

But I was getting a little silly a little goofy

1:02.8

But I'm excited for today's episode because I think it's gonna get really funny

1:07.6

or really bleak

1:10.9

So which is not a great way to start off the podcast.

1:14.4

But I do want to say I am filming an after show

1:17.3

after this episode, kind of catching you up.

1:19.2

I went to the White House.

1:20.6

I went to Maine for a wedding.

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