Cute.

Super easy.

And it's actually really ridiculous.

Yeah, I know.

I've listened.

When the detox episode came out, I was listening to it.

And I was like, detox has never been in a podcast situation.

Because you could just hear her chewing off in their class. She was like, oh, sorry, am I supposed to be paying attention? Well, it's also because she came, like, right from a flight. Oh. Both the times we did it with her. And she was just like, whatever. And, you know, she's always hung over. Oh, truly. She. She goes right from, like, awake to drunk. Uh-huh. If you catch her in that, like, midnight space, I'm a little hungover, but just have a cocktail. Well, I did that tour with her, and it was insane because she would sleep on the bus right up until an hour before the show. And then step off the bus, get into makeup and full drag, and walk right onto stage.

That's my mother.

With no problem.

I was like, how?

It takes me three fucking hours.

I know, and I would like look over and I'd be like, oh, she's fully dressed and ready to go.

Never fully dressed.

Never.

I was going to say without a smile, but she just never fully dressed.

What a slut. One time in a smile, but she just never put me to a job. What a slut.

One time in a club, we were like fucking around and someone farted, and I turned and was like, did you fart?

And she looked at me and she went, it's his breath.

Well, at least she's honest.

She was very honest.

It's him's breath.

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