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GETTING F*CKING TATTOOS & VALENTINES DAY // ADULT SH1T // EP. 17

AdultSh1t

Podcast AS

Comedy

53.3K Ratings

🗓️ 15 February 2018

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

It's Valentine's Week and you know what that means: we got mother f*cking tattoos! F*ck chocolates! F*uck flowers! F*ck wine (just kidding, we love you, baby)! Most importantly: F*CK FEAR! Hello to facing your fears and letting a stranger draw a forever something super close to your crotch and/or tits!

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Transcript

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0:00.0

I

0:07.6

I really like little

0:10.3

Last week on the stinking I don't remember

0:18.0

This is adult shit the podcast where we fuck up so you don't have to

0:22.5

It's spelled with the one also in case you're still confused about it. It wasn't our choice

0:26.9

So sure wasn't I'm Kelsey and I'm Kate guys. We heard you loud and clear last week

0:32.9

You a fairy I said that we didn't include a cake come update. I get it listen

0:37.6

Something's gotta get it gonna get me a break

0:40.6

I'm coming and also we forgot and we just genuinely forgot last week was a little bit of a whoo. Oh

0:47.0

Yeah, yeah last week was rough you did have you took a few days off

0:51.5

Which was how was it good? I took the days off because Pete got neutered

0:55.7

So I stayed home with him. It's still the same. He's still men say he's got yeah

0:59.6

He didn't he wasn't even sedated when I got him home

1:02.0

He was you know in the box. It's like in it's like a hacky thing in TV shows or like movies when a box starts shaking a whole bunch

1:08.9

Because there's an animal in it that was him in his carrier. I buckled him

1:12.1

I always buckle him in but I buckled the carrier and it was just like

1:16.2

Yeah, no, he's the exact same cat nothing changed. Yeah, no nothing at all

1:19.4

And he would not keep the cone on I think you should get a second cat

1:22.7

I can't in my apartment right now. That's that's for sure. It's just it would stink to high heavens. Did you

1:30.5

Play with your ditto little on all these days off

1:33.1

Yeah, I call my vagina a ditto little. Did you fiddle your ditto?

1:39.8

I hate it when people say that I did you fucking

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