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ποΈ 24 January 2022
β±οΈ 109 minutes
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0:00.0 | Welcome, welcome, welcome to episode number one hundred and twenty one coincidentally, the same amount of pounds that you weigh a hundred and twenty one pounds. |
0:19.3 | Normally, uh, one hundred and twenty one, never mind. Yeah, they were making a fat joke. No, I would not. |
0:26.2 | No, I wouldn't. I would never make fun of fats. Am I looking you? Cause what do you mean? Look at you the whole time. |
0:31.3 | Look at the fucking camera. No, this is your camera. So just directly direct your answers and questions to that. Um, it's, it's a, it's a hefty man myself. |
0:39.7 | And my brother being a, a big dude, like, I remember my, like, I called him fat for like three years straight. |
0:45.8 | Yo, fat, fat, that's his nickname. |
0:49.4 | Indeering, you know what I mean? Like, he didn't do anything psychologically to him. Still, I lost weight. |
0:55.2 | Seven years ago, and everybody still calls me fat Tony fads in. Yeah, fuck it. Just looks something that sticks with you. Yeah, but it's endearing. |
1:02.8 | Like, I don't do, I don't, when I make jokes, no matter how fucked, know that they come from a good place. I'm trying to make you laugh. Dark humor guy. Yeah, if I don't joke with you, you like Joey Diaz? |
1:13.2 | Yeah, of course, my favorite comedian. Yeah, is he really? You need to fucking get out more. |
1:18.1 | Joey Diaz is your favorite comedian. He's up to him. She's up to him. She's up to him. |
1:21.2 | He's up to him. Mr. Mr., Mr. Joey Diaz, please don't, don't be offended. He is like that dark like. |
1:28.8 | Just one that is good. Just one that's good. Yeah. |
1:31.2 | Well, Bill Barr, I think it's low over here. I'm gonna be honest. I don't know how. Look, I'm a, I like to think of myself as somebody that loves comedy. |
1:38.9 | But you also did say that you like that Meliscalo guy. |
1:41.8 | Metiscalco? Yeah, Metiscalco. Yeah, but do you learn to triple that? |
1:47.6 | There's people everywhere. Not bad. He's good. He's good. But I mean, he wouldn't be my top five. |
1:54.4 | It just like the Italian like type. Yeah, I don't know. I figured like my dad loves that shit. So yeah, what, what? |
2:00.8 | Top five favorite comedians. So Joey Diaz. Joey Diaz, the best in Metiscalco, Dave Chappelle, Gesselnick. |
2:07.2 | Fifth, Kevin Hart's original stuff was funny. Like his like, now he's like two mainstream and two like, I wouldn't say family friendly, but I can't find him funny anymore. |
2:16.9 | I think Kevin Hart's like, original stuff was pretty funny. But I also don't, I'm not like super in a stand-up like I used to be like growing up a little bit. |
2:24.4 | Because when I was fat, I was considering doing a stand-up. Did you? Yeah, I think you'd be good at that. |
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