4.8 • 11K Ratings
🗓️ 19 October 2016
⏱️ 77 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hello friends, it's me Duncan and you are listening to the Doug Dugdress- |
0:07.7 | Absolutely, yeah. |
0:08.7 | Family hour podcasts and I've decided to step out on a limb and do what many other |
0:13.3 | podcasts, there's comedians, Twitter personalities and news people seem to be afraid to do, which |
0:22.0 | is to talk about the elections. |
0:23.8 | I've been flipping through the various news channels, desperately trying to find some |
0:27.4 | hard data on what's going on in American politics and there's nothing there. |
0:32.6 | I went to one of my favorite shows, The Situation Room, with Wolf Blitzer and Wolf Blitzer |
0:38.3 | spent the entire hour sitting on some kind of rose petal-covered mattress, drinking champagne |
0:46.9 | and talking about the beautiful sound of horse hooves running on a twilight beach. |
0:52.6 | He went on to yap about how every single human being that has an ego acts as a sort of |
1:00.1 | window shade, getting in the way of the infinite light of love that radiates from outside of |
1:06.3 | time and space and then a few kittens climbed into his lap and he fell into a blissful sleep, |
1:12.2 | a tiny stream of champagne drool running down the side of his face and I was disgusted. |
1:19.0 | Guys, we need to get on the phone with our news anchors and tell them that we don't want |
1:23.1 | any more stories about the potential of our species or how love is the most important |
1:27.7 | thing. |
1:28.7 | We want to see people get blown up. |
1:30.4 | We want to know what the news is going to be. |
1:32.4 | I want to hear facts about the stock market and most importantly, I want commentary, polls, |
1:39.8 | charts and all forms of data relating to the upcoming presidential election. |
1:46.2 | Having said, since no one out there seems to have the guts to go out in the limb and talk |
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