Hey guys, I'm Lana Turner and this is the Perfect 10 podcast. Thank you so much for joining me today. I'm having such a nice day. I'm about to go up at the Ice House.

Yeah. Yes. And I'm sitting here across from my friend Kevin Alderman. Hello. Who was so patient meeting me. We've been trying for a while to get this together and just hang out and talk. Yep. And we're at a coffee shop, which is like right next to the ice house. And this is really cool. You had a coffee. I had a coffee. It was very good. But no cream. Well, they only have, this place is nice, but they don't have creamer, creamer. Plus I heard the ladies say to one of the customers earlier that they don't believe in ketchup.

What do you mean?

I have no freaking... they don't have creamer, creamer. Plus, I heard the ladies say to one of the customers earlier that they don't believe in ketchup.

What do you mean? I have no freaking clue. The guy says, you have ketchup? And she goes, oh, we don't believe in ketchup. So they don't believe in real cream or ketchup. Yeah. So I guess it's one of the, listen, I don't want to beat this place up, but it's a little bougie. You know what I'm saying?

It is bougie.

Yeah, that's a good way to put it.

I mean, they put whole milk in my coffee.

I had like three sips and threw it out I'm not a coffee drinker so I don't really know but I would just assume that that's not thick enough you got to put cream in there you got to put cream not milk it looks like shit it looks like I don't even want to say it looks like shit really yeah if you if you have a coffee shop, you should be able to provide what people want in their coffee Right not like we're not gonna give you what you want. Yeah, you just have to take it. I think they're a little too Wrapped up and and being you know I don't know what the hell the word is, but it's like no They don't yeah, thank you very. They don't believe in ketchup. Are you kidding me?

What the hell would ketchup do to people?

Growing up in my household, my father would say ketchup will fix anything.

Yeah, no shit. Because sometimes mom didn't cook the best food.

Sorry, Mom.

No, speaking to that, my mom was not the best cook either.

We were Navy brats.

So have you ever heard of goulash?

Yeah. You ate goulash growing up. Well, not really, but I know I've had it. But that's what we ate growing up, you know? Where did you grow up? Well, I'm a Navy brat, so it was up and down the East Coast. I'll live everywhere. Yeah, yeah. Wow.

But we had SOS, shit on the shingles.

You know what that was?

No.

Oh, that's the best military food in the world.

It's two pieces of toast, and you take... Yeah, yeah. Wow. But we had SOS, shit on a shingles. You know what that was? No.

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