Getting Better

Community Service with Craig Conant

Craig Conant

Comedy

5 • 774 Ratings

🗓️ 21 June 2022

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Craig talks about working out, extra credit, and having a favorites file. Get your tickets now for The Loosey Goosey Tour! - http://craigconant.com Follow Craig! Twitter - https://twitter.com/craigpconant/ IG - https://instagram.com/craigpconant/ Merch - https://craigconantstore.com/ Links to all the videos mentioned: Couch Falls on Guy's Head - https://youtu.be/iaI6-Yw49Bc Grape Lady - https://youtu.be/STbhaqsBJB0 Reporter Eats Bug - https://youtu.be/f8MNH7JuR7I Grandma Nose - https://youtu.be/-pxeK1q6RcM Fat Girl on Bike - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rb9AZAIRQlU

Transcript

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0:00.0	Oh shit.
0:03.0	Oh, shit.
0:04.0	Oh.
0:05.0	Oh.
0:06.0	Oh.
0:07.0	Subject is 25 and appears what shit is today.
0:11.0	Get back here. Oh, call back. Hey, welcome to community service start off.
0:28.7	Tune in to me right now. Who says that? I do. Why am I scratching my face so aggressively?
0:36.3	Anyways, I'm weird.
0:39.0	Come to my shows.
0:39.7	Where am I coming?
0:41.1	Uncustville, Connecticut.
0:45.2	And if you're not from there, I hope you know someone that is.
0:46.4	Tweet them, text them.
0:49.2	Because I don't know anybody there who lives in Uncustville.
0:50.2	We'll find out.
0:52.5	Boy, I'm bad at plugging my shows.
0:56.9	Vancouver, Canada, and St. Louis, Missouri,
1:03.7	Edmonton, all over. I'm coming. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm coming at the continents. Now I'm on the countries, different countries, the same continent. I knew I messed up, okay? I need that
1:10.0	dumb. And, yeah, I'm coming.
1:13.7	Oh, this is a sh**y intro. I quit. I quit at life. Just go buy tickets, man. I give up.
1:20.9	I give up. No, this is this. We, you know, we have a good time on this podcast.
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