Getting Back My Sporkle: A The Valley Recap
Everyone's Business (But Mine) with Kara Berry
Kara Berry
4.7 • 2.1K Ratings
🗓️ 2 April 2026
⏱️ 48 minutes
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The Valley has returned! Kristen and Luke deal with the changes that come with a newborn, Danny finally makes it to Santa Clarita, Janet's mental health gets ruined by a canceled children's pool day, Jesse's girlfriend makes her debut and more!
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| 0:00.0 | We were talking, me and my mom, and my mom goes, your baby kind of looks like blue. My baby. So stuff. So it's the blue eyes, and I was like, oh no. He didn't even some extra money when he moved L.A. No, when you were reading the profiles or whatever, I'm like, that could be me. Oh, shit. Could you imagine? Wait, could you do this, from? |
| 0:42.2 | Hello, you guys. Welcome back to another episode here at Everyone's Business But Mine with me, Kara Berry. |
| 0:48.6 | Today we are embarking upon season three of the Valley. |
| 0:58.5 | Am I going to be so much of a hypocrite as to say that like I'm going to enjoy recapping this season, |
| 1:07.4 | given in the previous seasons, I was like, I refuse to use the G word. Good. With reference to this show, I thought we were really in it for the long haul of Jacks Taylor. |
| 1:13.1 | So, you know, that was like heavily factored in. |
| 1:16.9 | I really still don't want to call it good, but like I'm willing to say we're in a much better space. |
| 1:23.6 | It feels a lot lighter. |
| 1:25.2 | It feels like we kind of had a little bit more space to breathe. |
| 1:28.7 | Our nostrils were clearer. |
| 1:32.0 | Catch that tea. |
| 1:33.5 | And so I'm feeling a little lighter watching this show. |
| 1:38.1 | It doesn't seem like, you know, Jacks aside, anybody's like, aside from Brittany, like truly that much happier, |
| 1:45.6 | there's still a darkness there, but I mean, it's like being an eclipse versus like a very |
| 1:51.3 | cloudy day. So let's get into it. We're starting off. We have moved from the couchy, |
| 1:58.5 | welcome Matt outside that valley village, you know, modern farmhouse to the cartwrights. |
| 2:06.6 | Welcome. |
| 2:08.0 | Things are so much better since the last time y'all saw me. |
| 2:10.8 | Oh, great. |
| 2:12.5 | I can pay for everything. |
| 2:15.3 | Cruzy is here. |
| 2:16.5 | He's honestly, he seems really happy, much happier. |
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