Smoking us out up here.

What?

Is Evan smoking fucking? No, it's farting. Oh, Evan. It's a couch potato. I don't know what that guy eats, but his shit is pungent. Like his internal organs. Like, I would imagine they're rotten. It's just brewed differently. Like, Jeffrey Dahmer would have turned Evan away type of stuff. Like he did.

Evan would have stepped foot in his apartment. Tooted like a little partial slip. And he would have said, dude, get out. I don't care. I had some real foul plans with you, but get out. You're too dirty. That's what you said. And Evan would be like, what? I thought we were going to hang out and take some pictures. and you're like, no, get out, get out.

I have a beer for the That's what you said. And Evan said. And I thought we were going to hang out and take some pictures.

And you're like, no, get out.

Get out. Get out.

Do I have a beer for the road? No, get the hell out. All right. Okay. On that beautiful note, welcome back to the Life Wide Open podcast. Yeah, welcome back. It feels good to be back in the studio. So kind of was fun being out in Washington,

but it's good to be back with the boys.

Yeah, last podcast was legendary.

I don't know if it was because I wasn't there or probably more so just because it was an awesome podcast, but it was fun listening to it as like a true listener. It was excellent. If you guys haven't checked it out, go listen to it after this one. But it is fun to be back with you guys.

I was doing a little self-reflection.

I was thinking about, remember when you were a kid and you would mess up and you didn't quite want to come clean with your parents about what you did?

Yeah.

And he would just come up with a little fib.

I thought of, there was no way my dad even believe this for a second. And before you tell it, it was little, right? Little fib. No. It was a big fib, dude. I fucked up for sure. It was right as we just started to like drink back when we were a little younger definitely 13 14 no we're not that

young but you were there i remember we smoked a cigar outside of his house what you remember that

outside of you too yeah smoking a cigar okay yeah and we like hid behind the garage like it was a big

deal for us. Okay.

Anyway, we went to this house party and I, you know, drove my car over there, my beloved Siont, T.C.

And we parked in the ditch outside of the house party.

Yeah.

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