Getting Arrested On Tour

JEFF FM

Jeff Wittek

Comedy, Education, Society & Culture, Self-improvement

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🗓️ 14 March 2025

⏱️ 67 minutes

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0:00.0	I don't have to give you nothing. I'm in the back seat and he's just going off on him and you can tell that trauma of talking to the law is getting to him.
0:06.8	And he's getting, he's about to catch a resisting charge and he plants it on me.
0:12.8	And he has it fall out of my pocket into the car, immediately cuffs me and Cody takes off running.
0:19.5	He used to be out on the corner he was dealing in drugs.
0:22.6	Got himself a barber's chair and gave awesome cuts.
0:25.6	Now he's a podcaster.
0:27.6	His life he'll talk about it with us.
0:29.6	And now it's Jeff FM.
0:31.6	Jeff FM.
0:32.6	Live, baby we are alive with another Jeff Femm.
0:41.8	We are just live entertainers now.
0:44.5	Fresh back from our first stop on tour.
0:47.8	As you can see, half of the crew is not here because they died on tour.
0:54.3	They didn't die yet. They may, though, because they died on tour. They didn't die yet.
0:56.2	They may, though, because they got extremely sick.
0:59.1	And look, that's part of the game, you know?
1:01.7	You want to be touring the world.
1:03.4	You want to be kissing people and stuff.
1:06.1	And we lost Nick.
1:07.6	We lost Ryan, the weatherman.
1:09.3	They are out with the flu.
1:11.5	And it's a beautiful day because you get to see some familiar faces in the bathroom here.
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