Getting A Lap Dance From His Mom (PodCabin)

Lightweights Podcast

Joe Vulpis

Society & Culture, Education, Hobbies, Music Commentary, Music Interviews, Relationships, Leisure, Health & Fitness, Self-improvement, Music, Fitness

4.9 • 4.5K Ratings

🗓️ 20 February 2021

⏱️ 27 minutes

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The final pod-cabin episode has arrived as a blizzard cuts the boys trip short. A hot tub mishap, where will Joe have his ashes spread, and did Ilya really get a lap dance from his own mother? All these questions get answered in the highly anticipated, final pod-cabin Lightweights Podcast. Thanks for listening lightweights! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lightweights/support Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0	Ellie is just coming in from outside.
0:02.0	His weiner is just hanging large.
0:04.4	Awwww.
0:05.4	Yeah, I got a mic set up for you dog.
0:06.9	Oh fuck.
0:07.6	Ellie was in the hot tub because we were gonna record this episode in the hot tub.
0:10.4	But we couldn't get the hot tub to stop shooting the jet so it was gonna be loud so we decided to do it inside
0:14.0	and Ellie was out there for 20 minutes trying to figure it out.
0:15.8	Bro, that was fucking bullshit bro.
0:17.8	What the fuck?
0:19.8	What the fuck?
0:20.8	Guys, we were just in the fucking...
0:22.6	I was just in the fucking hot tub for 45 fucking minutes.
0:26.6	Bear in mind, it's 20 degrees outside.
0:28.8	And the runs of the hot tub isn't like right there.
0:31.8	It's kind of far.
0:32.8	And you gotta run into the 12 inch fucking snow.
0:35.8	But I ask naked pretty much.
0:37.8	I hear ya.
0:38.8	I didn't know that fucking hot tubs had this mode where the fucking jets always supposed to be running.
0:43.8	Did you find that online?
0:44.8	Yeah, I did.
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