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Hello and welcome to this episode of Kennedy Saves the World.

Many of you have grown very concerned that the lack of human connection will render the human race obsolete in the course of a couple of generations. And maybe that's true.

And it might be for the best. You know, we hear stories about women shaving their heads to be less attractive, to fight the patriarchy. And yeah, dudes don't find that attractive. So good job. Mission accomplished. And there's a

story in the New York Post about a woman named Meg who married the Avon River in England a couple

years ago, almost three years ago. She's going to be celebrating her third anniversary with an inanimate object, a river.

She says the river is an entity and is part of a group fighting for personhood for the river, which I think is very lakeist.

Because if you're saying that just because a body of water is moving, it's a person.

So lakes, ponds, swimming pools, those are not entities with souls and beating hearts.

You trollop.

So these are the kind of people that there are many who worry, well, now that people are

marrying their pets and trees and rivers.

I mean, there used to be tree huggers.

I remember the tree huggers in the 70s.

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