Previously on the Tony Corn Hazard Show.

It was really a great telecast.

At the beginning of it, they had a girl who sang the anthem.

Just 13 years old, she was tremendous.

And I wrote to Alan.

I wrote Dom Smith likely to go three for four with a home run tonight on a short field.

And he writes back,

heard podcasts.

You promised Barry you weren't going to pick on Dominic Smith anymore,

which clearly lasted less than 24 hours.

This is General George Washington.

And you're listening to the Tony Corn Hazard Show.

These are slow days in mid to late August.

These are slow days.

It's really not much in sports.

Football hasn't started yet.

I don't care about exhibition games in any particular sport.

There's no hockey or basketball, thankfully,

because those seasons take 10 months a year.

So whatever is his baseball.

Baseball for me is the lifeline.

So I watched the Nats last night.

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