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Joel Osteen Podcast

Get Up So God Can Get You Out | Joel Osteen

Joel Osteen Podcast

Joel Osteen & SiriusXM

Religion & Spirituality

4.6976 Ratings

🗓️ 25 April 2025

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

God knows how to take what was meant for your harm and use it for your advantage.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, this is Joel and Victoria.

0:02.2

Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry.

0:06.0

If you enjoyed today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend.

0:10.3

We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life.

0:14.1

Well, God bless you.

0:15.6

Always a joy to come into your homes.

0:18.3

We love you and we know God rewards the people that seek after him.

0:22.3

That's you or you wouldn't be viewing. You wouldn't be here today. But just so glad to have you.

0:26.8

And if you're ever in our area, stop by and see us. I promise you it will make you feel right at home.

0:31.9

But thanks again for tuning in and coming out. I like to start with something funny each week.

0:36.4

And I heard about this elderly

0:37.8

lady. She came into church one Sunday morning. The friendly usher greeted her and said, man, where would you like to sit? She said, I would like to sit on the very front row. He said, oh, no, ma'am, you don't want to do that. Our pastor is very boring. He'll put you to sleep. Let me seat you somewhere else.

0:34.9

She was appalled.

0:36.1

She said, sir, do you know who I am?

0:38.6

He said,

0:55.3

sir, do you know who I am? He said, no. She said, I am the pastor's mother. He hung his head

1:02.7

in embarrassment. Finally, he looked up and said, ma'am, do you know who I am? She said, no. He said,

1:07.2

thank God. All right, hold up your Bible.

1:12.5

Say it like you mean it.

1:13.8

This is my Bible.

1:15.5

I am what it says I am.

1:17.5

I have what it says I have.

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