Welcome to the total soccer show and a very special Get to Know Your Hosts Edition.

Ooh, yes, we put out a slightly self-indulgent request for questions about our awesome forsome on Twitter, and you answered in your droves.

We were expecting questions to mainly be about Graham's food takes,

Graham's kit collection or Graham's local hairdresser slash bait shop. But there were also other

non-Graham topics covered. Amazing. And it's okay that you're all fascinated with Graham because

we are too. My name's Ryan Bailey joining me today, a man who is surprisingly strong opinions

on Disney's catalogue of animated crab related songs, Taylor Rockwell. Hello, I sure do. I didn't realize until I wrote that tweet that I guess there are at least two. I was thinking of only the one, but that one that I was thinking of remains number one in my heart. Well, I'm assuming that one would be Tamatoa from Moana, Taylor. I had to look up his name. He's called Tamatoa. And he mentions it in the first line of the song. Indeed. He is a coconut crab. And he hasn't always been this glam in case you didn't know. Yes, it is Tamatoa is my favorite one. And I learned when Moana was on recently, because Moana is always on recently, that at the very end there's a st stinger with him in the credits, and it made me like it even more to know that Joe Lowry probably just liked that even more. It's very worthwhile. It's better than the Marvel post-credit scene, I would suggest. I'd agree. I'd agree. What's the other crab, Taylor? I know there's Sebastian. He's a lobster. up. Oh, all right, cool. Well, then there you go. Never mind then. I apologize

to our lobster listeners out there. I hope that they don't mind. I don't mean to offend in any way.

He is a rock lobster. Very much indeed. All right. Also, here, a man who has seen as many movies

as you've seen unicorns walking through the aisles of your local target joe larry

hello that is correct ryan bailey you don't see many unicorns walking around target and i don't

see many movies except moana to know that that crab is absolutely evil i wish he was mute

what he's actually is he not actually evil in the movie he's a bad guy right yeah he's everything

about him is bad both his his motivation and his singing voice. I will die on the still. Taylor, I saw, I saw you trying to stir up controversy on Twitter. I saw Bells hopping in on that. I saw Snavely hopping in on that. I'm watching you. He's a charming, bad guy, though. Late Marino. I have breaking news here. From the Wikipedia entry, Horacio, Theologius, Ignatius, Cretaceous, Sebastian,

aka Sebastian, is a red Trinidadian crab and servant of King Triton.

In your face, Ryan Bailey.

In your face.

My childhood.

What happened to it?

The entire thing was predicated on, is that why you like hate lobsters to this day? Do you have a secret burning hatred of Sebastian? Is that what's going on? Shattered. Can't stand them or the B-52s. Yeah. Incredible, Taylor. Incredible. Hurtful. All right, rounding out our group, a man you may have just heard there, a man who was on vacation this weekend, but like me, appeared to spend the entire weekend watching coverage of the Glastonbury Festival. Hello, Graham Rutherman. Hello, Ryan. Yes, I did. I don't think the money that I spent for that holiday was worthwhile, given that I stayed inside and watched stuff on my laptop from Glastonbury all weekend, as you say. But I think it might actually be my favourite weekend of the whole year. I just watch every act, basically. I agree. I enjoyed it very much. I think it might be a distinctly British thing because it's quite hard to watch outside of the UK, but I managed to with an ExpressVPN, former sponsor, hello. It's a wonderful, wonderful weekend, Graham, but it's great to hear that even when you're on vacation, and even when there's no soccer, you still won't spend any time of your family. Absolutely true. Absolutely true. I mean, you have to blame Jack White, Bicep, idols, Billy Elish, Kendall Amar, Paul McCartney, Squids, who else did have watched, Little Sims, Foles, Metronomy.

Yeah, they're all to blame, really. Very good. I watched the whole Idol set on the Saturday morning. It was wonderful. I thought Mel Gallagher was great. We seemed to have differing opinions on that, Graham. We'll have a fight in the parking lot afterwards about that. Casey Mousgraze was excellent. Paul McCartney was excellent.

Dave Grohl and Bruce Springsteen joining him.

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