Get Those Lyrics Out Of Your Mouth Hole

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 25 July 2024

⏱️ 60 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 You Will – Distorted View Daily 00:33:22 Introduction 02:30:20 The Ronald Reagan Movie Trailer’s Creepy Slow Song 07:23:20 The Tiktardiest Couple Ever – Autistic, Nonverbal, DID, Trans – They’ve Got It All! 19:40:22 Judge Threatens To Shoot Teens Looking For Keys 25:40:11 A Group Of Drunk Friends Vs. Stuck Golf Cart […]

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0:00.0	Have you ever heard a man slur feces from a funnel?
0:04.0	Heard about the Jesuits detonating a seaman bomb over Canada?
0:11.0	All of Canada has been gcocquakeed.
0:13.9	I cannot describe to you the smell.
0:16.4	Met the woman.
0:17.4	Who's married to the leader of the Autobots?
0:19.3	You know Ottomis Prime is my husband husband niggles.
0:23.0	Or learn the fine art of toilet water tasting.
0:25.8	Oh, that's a good toilet water.
0:27.3	You will.
0:28.2	And the podcast that will bring it to you,
0:30.1	Distorted view daily.
0:31.5	Hey freaks, it's Thursday, July 25th, 2024.
0:37.0	Coming up on the program today, Nazis are refocusing their hate on to fat white chicks.
0:42.0	Plus, flying into a chicken tender rail. focusing their
0:45.0	everything, trans, autistic,
0:50.0	and the most special couple ever.
0:48.0	They're everything, trans, autistic, multiple personalities,
0:51.0	one is even a mute!
0:56.0	Distorted View Daily, proudly presents a pedestrian,
1:01.0	upset because other people are walking faster than him.
1:04.7	What's made you, what's got you so mad today?
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