This is exactly right.

I was having the wavos ranceras. I don't know what you were having.

Oh, you know, I like a little savory, little sweet now. So, yeah, I was doing like an eggs

Benedict because I love anything that's like 2,000 calories followed by a lemon ricotta pancake.

Stir it off with the Bloody Mary that had like a row to three chicken in it.

And then just Bellini, Bellini, Bellini, Bellini, Bellini.

Bellini, I barely know her.

And then definitely ended on an espresso martini because I got to drive home.

Just kidding.

I'm just kidding.

I'm just kidding.

This is all fake.

It's all fake.

What's up? Welcome to adulting. I'm joined as always by my co from Go Michelle Buto. How you doing, Michelle? Look at you with your eyeliner on. Oh, my God.

I mean, you give compliments like a single auntie at a family reunion.

Look at you all giving a shit about the way you look at whatnot, bitch.

You think you're too good for us because you got deodorant with aluminum, bitch.

I see you with your brow.

It's like you can't just be like you look nice today. You look nice today. I love how you look today. Your smile is popping. I love your cheeks are popping. You look great. Come on now.

Thank you. I will take all the motherfucking compliments I can get. And I would tell you what makeup helps.

Because these kids, I think I have to skip naps they're three and a half

when do we skip naps for toddlers they don't fall asleep till 10 and they wake up at 6 when did

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