Coming to you from the Hagman Report.com studio, located in the Keystone state, birthplace

of a mighty nation, it's your host, Doug Hagman.

Welcome to Hagman. This is the Hagman Report for today. It is Monday, August 2nd, 2021, otherwise

known as Steve Quail's birthday, happy birthday to my good friend, Steve Quail. And it's

also Russ Dizdor's anniversary, wedding anniversary. Wish him a happy anniversary, wish Steve Quail

a happy birthday as well. Folks, I was off on Friday, a little accident after the show

on Thursday. I don't even know how to explain this except to say, oh man, I just, I fell

on the stairs, okay, which, well, you know, things happen, right? Except I went face

first and I broke my mouth. Oh, yeah, oh, right in here. Oh, smash, crash, bang, boom,

chicklets. I mean, I was spitting chicklets. So this is freak accident. So what I had to do

was I had to spend Friday in a chair as they, as the, I don't know if you call him, well,

he's an artist, I guess, super glued, wired, screwed, pinned, my piece back together. So

I was, Friday, I was like, you know, not a happy camper. Thursday night in the Friday,

it was not a happy camper. And it was, it was a mess. It really was. And I thought, I

thought I'd have this big black and blue, you know, mark there for more of my wife's

truck. I mean, where I fell down the stair or up into the stairs. I didn't. And actually

today it's feeling pretty good. Now I've got to go back for more permanent fix. But again,

you know, the duct tape and the super glue only only works so much. But thank you for

allowing me. So Eric, the tech, did you enjoy your Friday off or you really didn't have

a day off, did you? Not really. No, no. You know, we did some great, I'm telling you,

we did some great things this weekend. I just want to say that I spent a Saturday after

and I got to tell you a Saturday, my, you know, I, you know, how you can feel your heartbeat

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