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🗓️ 26 March 2020
⏱️ 5 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hello, I'm Chelsea Peretti. Do you feel chronic existential dread but love talking about delicious snacks? Call me! My podcast is relaunching! |
0:08.0 | Do you fear wild dangerous animals to the point where you're constantly watching attack videos and reading articles |
0:13.4 | about wild animal attack survivors or those who succumb to attack, call in! |
0:18.0 | We can also discuss reality shows and emergency room footage. |
0:21.4 | Listen to call Chelsea Perretti on Will Farrell's Big Money Players Network on the I Heart |
0:25.6 | Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. |
0:30.1 | Welcome to Before Breakfast, a production of I Heart Radio. |
0:37.0 | Good morning. This is Laura. |
0:41.0 | Welcome to the Before Breakfast Podcast. |
0:44.0 | Today's tip is to get ready for bed a while before you actually intend to go to sleep. |
0:50.0 | This makes it much easier to get into bed on time. |
0:55.0 | It's a truism of time management that everything takes longer than you think it will. |
1:00.0 | This is doubly true with things that occur when you're tired, such as getting ready for bed. |
1:06.0 | And sadly, the more tired you are, the easier it is to delay what will actually solve the problem, namely going to sleep. |
1:15.0 | This problem became clear to me a few years ago when my husband was traveling a lot and my |
1:19.9 | then toddler-aged fourth child was popping up at 5 a.m. every morning. I made sure that my |
1:26.2 | eldest child was in bed with the lights out around 9.45 p.m. Now theoretically this |
1:31.4 | meant that I could be in bed at 10 p.m. and in general I do fine with seven hours of sleep |
1:37.1 | But night after night I would find it almost impossible to be asleep before 10.30 |
1:42.4 | Somehow taking out my contacts possible to be asleep before 1030. |
1:42.7 | Somehow, taking out my contacts, brushing my teeth, |
1:46.6 | washing my face, getting my pajamas on and so forth |
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