This episode is presented by Panda Express.

It shouldn't be difficult, and maybe it's a bit silly, but we've all been there.

Sometimes saying I love you is just hard, whether it's your partner, someone in your family, a good friend,

but when you order tasty, authentically cooked American Chinese cuisine from Panda Express, they'll know what you mean.

Because sharing some delicious orange chicken or my personal favorite, the honey walnut shrimp,

that means more than words, right?

So have you eaten yet?

Order now or find your nearest Panda Express.

Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractable.

This episode,

Warmed Wade has delivery stalkers.

Jizzes, gases,

takes six inches,

then spins for letters.

Benighted Bob,

celebrates his son,

blows snow,

talks erections,

fudging rolls,

and channels bad Santa.

Mutilating mark, reduces blood, confides about captioning, rejects syphilis,

bites ass and sucks quills.

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