4.9 • 26.5K Ratings
🗓️ 22 December 2025
⏱️ 51 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This episode is presented by Panda Express. |
| 0:02.0 | It shouldn't be difficult, and maybe it's a bit silly, but we've all been there. |
| 0:06.0 | Sometimes saying I love you is just hard, whether it's your partner, someone in your family, a good friend, |
| 0:13.0 | but when you order tasty, authentically cooked American Chinese cuisine from Panda Express, they'll know what you mean. |
| 0:19.0 | Because sharing some delicious orange chicken or my personal favorite, the honey walnut shrimp, |
| 0:24.0 | that means more than words, right? |
| 0:26.2 | So have you eaten yet? |
| 0:27.7 | Order now or find your nearest Panda Express. |
| 0:31.1 | Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractable. |
| 0:37.4 | This episode, |
| 0:38.5 | Warmed Wade has delivery stalkers. |
| 0:41.6 | Jizzes, gases, |
| 0:43.4 | takes six inches, |
| 0:44.8 | then spins for letters. |
| 0:46.8 | Benighted Bob, |
| 0:48.6 | celebrates his son, |
| 0:50.1 | blows snow, |
| 0:51.2 | talks erections, |
| 0:52.5 | fudging rolls, |
| 0:53.7 | and channels bad Santa. |
| 0:56.0 | Mutilating mark, reduces blood, confides about captioning, rejects syphilis, |
| 1:02.5 | bites ass and sucks quills. |
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