Welcome back to Nightly Offensive, the best worst show on the internet.

My name is Elijah Schaefer and it looks like people in the Pacific Northwest aren't too happy about Trump winning.

How do I know? If you go to my screen here, Mike, Kill J.D. Vance was tagged around the city of Seattle.

It was like, I was trying to think of like, it was in a class, in a literature class, and it was like, could you interpret this and tell me, what do you think they meant by that? So I'd love to know in the chat, like when someone says, I'm going to kill the president of the United States, or I'm going to murder the vice president like we saw tagged around the state, what do you feel like they were trying to express at that time? Well, it looks like the new resistance against Donald Trump has ramped up and Tifa has

mobilized.

That means that the STD right in the streets of both Portland and Seattle will be skyrocketing

and the amount of homosexual vandalism will be at all.

But unfortunately for us, it's not going to just be fun in games because we know that they killed most people. But since they're all trans, the most people that died were themselves through suicide. Unfortunately, we don't want to make light of that. But anyway, a lot of people did kill themselves over the weekend with Trump getting elected, which means a lot of new jobs are available. So Trump already created new jobs. And he's not even in office yet. That was terrible. That was a terrible joke I heard somewhere. Oh, do we dance? I'm I'm I'm

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Amazing. My name is Elijah Schaefer. Don't forget. This show is directly sponsored by censor.

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Of course, Mike Mendoza from the Mike Mendoza show. Welcome back. No, it's slightly offensive. What's going on? The Mike Mendoza from the Mike Mendoza report. He got that wrong, actually. The Mike Mendoza report on the Mike Mendoza channel. Do you get any confetti of color or anything like that? On bit shoot.

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So there you go. Now it's working. Okay. Oh. Now it's now it's blowing. So, there you go. It's blowing fast. All right. Well, that's awesome. And of course, Earl Gray, the co-founder of the idea for LinkedIn. So tell us about that. So a lot of people were saying they looked up, you know, they said that of course you started LinkedIn. Everyone was telling me that, you know, it wasn't possible because they know who the founders

were.

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