So you know how long I've been looking for the next great British rapper.

Well, yeah, I mean, I know because I tried to help at the beginning and you told me that I have,

and I quote, no ear for British rap.

And so one of the meanest things you've ever said to me in our long partnership,

which is actually a compliment to how kind we are to one another.

And this is me actually, and this is actually me coming to you,

hat in hand, because of an experience that I had last week.

So I am out to like a bunch of different guys who are kind of like scouting for me.

And I get a call from one of these guys.

And he's like, just like show up to the studio.

I'm going to send this guy there and just like lay something down and you are like,

I think you're going to like what you hear.

Mm hmm.

I'm like, okay, like of course, like, I'm so, yeah.

And so I go.

And this, this guy shows up.

His name is Chav Scouse.

And he, he's wearing a huge like puffy coat.

And he's grimy. He's like caked in grime.

Yeah.

Perfect.

So I'm like, okay, look right.

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