Would you pay $4,000 to get over a heartbreak?

I would.

It's one more thing.

Are you freaking kidding me?

Where do I sign?

What do I give the money to?

Yeah, it's an interesting program.

I'll tell you about it in a second.

Before we get to that, this is The Wonder of Twitter.

I don't forget who posted this first.

It's a tweet and then a response to the tweet, which is just astounding and awful.

First tweet was from some news publication.

Germany's hottest firefighter winners says she'll remain loyal to saving lives.

And it's what you'd expect.

It's a super hot chick, barely dressed.

She's also a firefighter.

Whoopty-do.

Then somebody responded to that saying,

Waiting for her after lighting my own house on fire.

Ha ha.

Then a response to that tweet.

Hold on to your shorts.

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