I was just home. I was living at home and then the next day I got married and then I moved

in with my wife. It was the first time sharing a house with a woman. And here's the thing

if you have no experience, day one is a crucial day. You need help. Someone has to

shaperone you because you're going to make choices that don't seem important. There's little ones

like like what side of the bed do you want? Yeah, oh, I thought that was trivial. That's your side

for life right there. Oh, I got screwed. I blew the call. Oh, I didn't look. I didn't look at the

TV angle. It's easy to forget that Ray Romano was a hugely successful and hilarious stand-up

comic before he was Raymond. Sure. Is that from a new special, new-ish special? I don't,

well, I think within the last couple of years, but it's like a brand new one that dropped.

God, I was watching. I've rewatched Seinfeld's special on Netflix the other night, the part about

marriage is just fantastic. Fantastic. You think that particular road would be so well-worn,

there'd be no new angles on that. Right. Right. Good stuff. Yeah. My favorite story, and we've

touched on this several times, I just can't get over it because of the way universities are across

America. And they're so crazy now with the, this is a horrible country and we're unfair to so

many different marginalized groups. And it's just we should tear it down and start over. It's so

awful. The fact that it turns out that UC Berkeley and a whole bunch of other major universities

let in rich white kids over anybody else all the time. I find to be just an amazing story.

How it doesn't get more attention. I don't know.

They get away with it. And you know, you know, these stories come out.

Don't get much attention. And then the story will come out again next year and the year after

that because it won't change because it's always true that the rich kids get in and take the slots

of kids that's any of those marginalized groups you're marching on the street for. Yeah.

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