Get Off My Sex Blanket!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 6 June 2022

⏱️ 51 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

The local Publix is a hot bed for over priced cereal, very bright lights and kids having sex in the parking lot! Bryan shares his fears around teaching his growing children about sex. Blue and Niko are making another appearance on the show....to Bryan's chagrin! Finally, the gang reviews a 1970's PSA film about high school peer pressure around physical relationships. It's a strange piece of video candy made more strange by Beau Bridges who shows up to recap the film. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns: 1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	You know, it's hard work keeping in shape, but it's important to me to be the best that I can be and look the best that I can look.
0:18.0	That's why I would never ever take illegal drugs.
0:21.0	You know, I've seen some people who smoke marijuana and they seem to lose pride in their appearance.
0:27.0	And let's face it. What goes in your body eventually shows up on the outside.
0:34.0	The bottom line is stay away from drugs.
0:43.0	On this episode of the Commercial Break, they're not there to hide themselves,
0:48.0	park in the public's parking lot. They want people to see them. I imagine.
0:52.0	Right? But I didn't like, scog it.
0:54.0	It was like a secret rendezvous.
0:56.0	It was two teenagers, for sure. Right? They just needed a place to get it out.
1:00.0	They're not like, you know, adults were the house and all this other stuff.
1:05.0	It's kind of like me and Astrid trying to, you know, do our things in front of the children. It's so weird.
1:11.0	Come on. Nice, occluded place. I'm blanking. Telling me how nice I look.
1:18.0	All these cameras, this light set. Come on. Tell me you didn't want to make it for Jack.
1:24.0	What are your friends doing here, Jack?
1:27.0	I told you. It's not going to be fooled again.
1:30.0	Get off the blanket, will you?
1:32.0	Whoa.
1:33.0	What a jerk. You're still going to the movies tonight?
1:36.0	I don't know.
1:37.0	Oh, are you still going to the movies tonight?
1:39.0	I don't know. If you're good.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Bryan Green, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Bryan Green and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.