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The Commercial Break

Get Off My Sex Blanket!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

53.2K Ratings

🗓️ 6 June 2022

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

The local Publix is a hot bed for over priced cereal, very bright lights and kids having sex in the parking lot! Bryan shares his fears around teaching his growing children about sex. Blue and Niko are making another appearance on the show....to Bryan's chagrin! Finally, the gang reviews a 1970's PSA film about high school peer pressure around physical relationships. It's a strange piece of video candy made more strange by Beau Bridges who shows up to recap the film. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Lululemon.com is for people who like comfort! Watch Us on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Huge Thanks To Our Supportive Listeners, Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff!! **IMPACT by Interactive Brokers Information: Note: The podcast ad for the IMPACT app is unscripted and being recorded live. It may contain some slight differences. Please visit https://impact.interactivebrokers.com/ for full details of products and services. Interactive Brokers, LLC member FINRA/SIPC. The projections or other information generated by IMPACT app regarding the likelihood of various investment outcomes are hypothetical in nature, do not reflect actual investment results and are not guarantees of future results. Please note that results may vary with use of the tool over time. The paid ad host experiences and testimonials within the Podcast may not be representative of the experiences of other customers and are not to be considered guarantees of future performance or success. The opinions provided within the ad belong to the host alone. ** IMPACT is a paid sponsor. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

You know, it's hard work keeping in shape, but it's important to me to be the best that I can be and look the best that I can look.

0:18.0

That's why I would never ever take illegal drugs.

0:21.0

You know, I've seen some people who smoke marijuana and they seem to lose pride in their appearance.

0:27.0

And let's face it. What goes in your body eventually shows up on the outside.

0:34.0

The bottom line is stay away from drugs.

0:43.0

On this episode of the Commercial Break, they're not there to hide themselves,

0:48.0

park in the public's parking lot. They want people to see them. I imagine.

0:52.0

Right? But I didn't like, scog it.

0:54.0

It was like a secret rendezvous.

0:56.0

It was two teenagers, for sure. Right? They just needed a place to get it out.

1:00.0

They're not like, you know, adults were the house and all this other stuff.

1:05.0

It's kind of like me and Astrid trying to, you know, do our things in front of the children. It's so weird.

1:11.0

Come on. Nice, occluded place. I'm blanking. Telling me how nice I look.

1:18.0

All these cameras, this light set. Come on. Tell me you didn't want to make it for Jack.

1:24.0

What are your friends doing here, Jack?

1:27.0

I told you. It's not going to be fooled again.

1:30.0

Get off the blanket, will you?

1:32.0

Whoa.

1:33.0

What a jerk. You're still going to the movies tonight?

1:36.0

I don't know.

1:37.0

Oh, are you still going to the movies tonight?

1:39.0

I don't know. If you're good.

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