What's going on with sex these days?

What's it like?

I mean, I know what sex is like.

I'm not going to talk about the sex I have with my wife.

Suffice to say the trope about how, why would you want to have a cheeseburger every night

for the rest of your life?

And when you could have different food every night, that's the sort of bachelor's retort

against marriage.

It's not like that.

Tom Shaloo summed it up.

He goes, it's not a fucking cheeseburger.

It's the same kitchen every night.

So you look at the kitchen and you stroke your beer and you go, what about a prosciutto

tonight?

Not even a meal, just an appetizer.

That kind of thing.

So single people try to tell you sex with marriages mundane.

That's a lie.

Also another lie about marriage sex is that it's, you get lesbian bed death, LBD, as

soon as you're married.

That's true when you have kids simply because you can't facilitate it because there's a bunch

of toddlers in your bed.

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