I went on an involuntary road trip with two boomer Harry Potter fans and it changed my life forever.

I was in Boston, I had a flight.

What did you drive? It's four hours, dude.

So I didn't pay for the flight. It was a business thing.

And someone wanted to meet about a thing and then I flew over there. It was a stupid thing.

It came back and there was some sort of problem with rain. I can't remember exactly what, but there was zero flights.

And so I go, all right, well I'll go into car. You win people who say you should drive. I'll rent a car.

It's about the same. DC Boston flying or train or cars, all about the same.

But you don't have to worry about traffic with the plane. Anyway, that's boring.

So I say to the old cup, I wait in line and everyone came up with this idea. So all the rentals are done.

And so I say to this couple who's already got one of the last cars, they go, hey, how about we split it?

And I'll go with you guys. You're going to New York, right?

Yeah, we're going to Long Island or something or Westchester. I can't remember what a suburb.

And I go, well, I'll pay half your car. And they're nerds. But not nerds in the nice way.

Like our kind of classic nerd with the pocket protector and the glasses, revenge of the nerds nerd.

I like those kind of nerds. I mean normies as my kids would say.

What do they call me? A peasant normie? That's the new insult that the kids are giving their parents today.

So they were peasant normies. And they go, hmm. And then they, I think they might have been Jewish.

And they go, there's sort of like a Fred Armason character. You know that Fred Armason character

where he has the curly hair. And he's really into like free range chicken. And Carrie plays another sort of a boring vegan boomer type.

So they were like those two. And he goes, hmm. Actually, the more I think about it, the more perfect that example is.

Fred Armason is with glasses on and curly hair. Remember, he wants to see where the free range chicken was raised.

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