Get Off My Lawn Podcast #81 | W.A.S.P.s are scared of wasps

Get Off My Lawn Podcast w/ Gavin McInnes

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Getoffmylawn, Comedy, Podcast, Society & Culture, Gavinmcinnes

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🗓️ 13 September 2018

⏱️ 50 minutes

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After discussing the bizarre phobia W.A.S.P.s have with the common wasp, I get into this culture of fear we live in where men are so scared someone will see their penis, they urinate in the bathroom stall. I don’t know if this kind of stuff angers you but it drives me crazy. I don’t know why I care so much about how other people behave but everything from flip-flops to people who pick their nose drives me up the wall. Then, we get into America’s obsession with race and how that subject dominates the national conversation while the opioid epidemic and child molesters are totally ignored.

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0:00.0	Wasps are scared of wasps. White Anglo-Saxon Protestants, upper middle class white people who are
0:12.0	not Canadian who live in the suburbs of New York. I can't speak for Long Island, I can speak for
0:17.0	Westchester. They are petrified of fucking wasps. It's bizarre. I was at this hotdog stand and
0:26.9	which people go there. It's near a country club. And there's wasps around. They're attracted to
0:31.8	sugar. They like sugar. And you know what you do in a wasps around? Nothing. If you sit on their home,
0:39.6	you're probably going to get stung. If you touch, you know, their area, I don't mean their penis.
0:44.8	I mean, if you touch their, they're like home. Imagine you raped a wasp. My penis is so small that
0:53.7	I rape bugs. We used to do small dick and big dick jokes for hours on end. My dick is so big that I
1:02.8	write gray hound on the side and people try to get in it. My dick is so small that I
1:11.9	photoshopped lingerie on mosquitoes. I just made myself laugh. But yeah, these wasps are flying
1:20.8	around and these people are these women men freaking out. And the weirdest thing to do is they'll
1:26.1	get up and they'll go over another table like the wasp goes too far for me, man. I can only fly
1:32.4	to a million miles an hour. There's no way I'm going eight feet. That's not happening. So they just
1:37.1	move to a new table and then the new little bench and then the wasps go over there wasps.
1:42.4	And then at one point I saw the dude just gave up, which is what you do, you can even
1:50.7	shoot them and they won't, they won't sting you. You got to really, like the only time wasps
1:55.1	sting is when they think I'm definitely going to die. I need one last ditch effort to save my life.
2:01.3	Or if you kill one of their buddies, they send out a gas, which is why by the way,
2:04.9	beekeepers use that smoke to screw up all their communication so they can't tell the others to
2:09.5	freak out. This chick gets up and she starts eating her hot dog just standing, facing the dangerous
2:18.6	horrible wasps. Is it bothering you? By the way, when I say wasps, because it's bothering me,
2:25.3	wasps. That's like when that what's this name Chris from a guy, this beautiful life guy who was on
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