It's weird how the roles in a marriage just sort of naturally evolve.

Like I do all the driving.

I think men, we're big game, right?

Women are small game and both are equally important, by the way.

You just bring home a woolly mammoth every day and no one else does anything.

Actually that wouldn't be that bad.

Isn't that an all protein diet?

I've heard good things about that.

Those guys that eat only meat.

I think Dr. Drew said I would be lying if I didn't say that eating nothing but meat because

he tried the diet didn't make me feel amazing.

So maybe that's not the best analogy, but those kids would be fucked up.

If you were just a dad and the kids did back in the cave and you just brought home a woolly

mammoth and there was no mom there, the kids would go insane.

They'd be animals, feral.

Did you know this about feral children by the way?

You know, if feral child is like a child who was raised by wolves, their brains rot.

So this whole idea of tarzan, you know, lower the jungle and then they bring him to England

and show him how to hold a coffee cup and to put his pinky out and what soups boom to

use, bullshit.

If you're raised by dogs, your brain atrophies, sort of like a smoker's lung.

They've done cat scans on feral children.

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